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Date:9/20/2014 9:31:57 PM
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Hi from Roscoe for BOTM
Hey Audie,Wondering if you would help me with your votes. Leaving you a joke to help you laugh. Trying to keep the jokes clean. So I hope you don't have a dirty car. hehehe.
" TOP TEN REASONS TO BUY A NEW CAR!"
10.Your passenger seat is on the "National Register of Historic Places."
9. Instead of an airbag there's a whoopie cushion taped to your steering wheel.
8. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
7. "15 minute Jiffy Lube" wants to keep your car for three days.
6. When you gas up the attendant asks "Can I reductape that windshield wiper for you?"
5. Thieves break into your car just to steal "The club."
4. When you go places and strangers ask "was anyone hurt?"
3. For the last five years you've had to settle for making "Vroom","Vroom" noises while in the driveway.
2.You keep losing dates on left turns.
1. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning tie-up's.
Boy if you don't notice by this time you must never drive anywhere. hehehe.
Hope you enjoyed. And have a blessed day. Love Roscoe
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