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Date:9/18/2014 6:03:35 AM
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Hi from Roscoe for BOTM
Hey Moony,Thanks for your support. Got a long one today. Hope you enjoy.

1. You can live without sex. But not without glasses.
2. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks in to the room.
3. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
4. You are proud of your lawnmower.
5. Your best friend is dating someone half his age and isn't breaking any laws.
6. As a man you suddenly stop thinking of planting flowers as "sissy." But rather a necessity.
7. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
8. You sing along with the elevator music.
9. You would rather go to work than stay at home.
10. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
11. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13. People call at 9PM and ask "Did I wake you?"
14. You have a dream about prunes.
15. You answer a question with "Because I said so!"
16. You send money to PBS.
17. You still own records and you think of a CD as a certificate of deposit.
18. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
19. You take a metal detector to the beach instead of a ball.
20. You wear black socks with sandals.
21. You know what the word equity means.
22. You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch TV.
23. Your ears are hairier than your head.
24. You talk about "good grass" and your referring to someones lawn.
Love Roscoe
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