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|SWEETS FOR THE SWEET
Yes, it's milonga time, and February is that month for Valentines, hearts, flowers and CANDY! Sorry I got eggcited.
Date: Saturday, February 18th
Time: 8PM EST, 7PM CST, 6PM MST, 5PM PST, 3PM HI
Place: Milonga page #165848
This month's milonga is going to be special. We are going to celebrate love in all it's forms: love for our sweeties (if we have one), love for our dream bird (if we don't have a sweetie), love for our parronts, and love for all of our friends here on BC.
To begin the fun this time we are having a bachelors auction. Now you are a bachelor if you are not married or engaged, even if you have a sweetie. I will be your MC for the auction and here is a list of the evening's young men:
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Now you will see that our bachelors range from young males looking to meet that special somebirdy to gentlebirds in a serious but yet unofficial relationship hoping their ladies will not embarrass them. I will guarantee every single one of them is a fine example of male parrothood. (I have heard that RaneBeau is the most eligible bachelor on BC, and I don't doubt it for a minute!) The bidding will begin at 8:30 EST, and the funds raised will go to the maintenence and upkeep of all the rescue animals at the castle such as George the Tiger, the racing pigs and the derby horses. So it is all in a good cause, and I expect you ladies to get out your check books (cash and credit cards accepted as well.) Once that fun is completed and our bachelors are all paired off, what have the ladies won? The company and service of the young man they have bid on. This means he will do whatever they desire for the evening, whether it is to fetch food or drink, or to dance the night away. (Smooching is to be negotiated by the couple and not included automatically in the package.)
Once we have all our couples ready to party, the dancing will begin to the fine melodies of our very own Sam and the Scruffy Birds Band. They have added some new musicians and singers, so I know they will sound even better than before, as hard as that is to imagine.
And of course the buffet that Lizzie has planned will be a gourmet feast as usual. And she plans a romantic theme for the evening. (I am guessing there will be a lot of pink food.)
So how else would anybirdy want to celebrate the month of love than by coming to the February Valentine Milonga? I just can't imagine anything more romantic, and I am an old married man!!
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