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FRIDAY FUNNIES
"THE WISH"
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A man suddenly yelled out one day "Lord please grant me one wish!"
Suddenly a voice from above said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me I will grant you one wish!"
The man said "Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there anytime I want to."
The Lord said "Your request is very materialistic. Think of what that would take. It is hard for me to justify your desire. Think of another wish. One that would glorify me.."
The man thought about it for a while...Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women."
After a moment of silence the Lord answered, "Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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