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Date:11/26/2014 3:30:04 PM
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Morning ducks
A good old Alabama boy won a bass
boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it
home and his wife looks at him and says,

"What are you gonna do with that.
There ain't no water deep enough to
float a boat within 100 miles of here."

He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days
later. He sees the wife and asks where his
brother is.

She says, "He's out there in his bass boat",
pointing to the field behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and
sees his brother in the middle of a big field,
sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in
his hand .

He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it
look like I'm a doin'?"

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give
people from Alabama a bad name, makin'
everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim,
I'd come out there and whip your butt!"

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