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Date:10/21/2014 9:48:21 PM
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Popeye comes up to the receiption desk and
mottions for Buddy to follow her.
They go back down to Popeye's office where Buddy hands Popeye the coffee.
"Oh, thanks, Buddy. don't mind if I do." (SLURRRRRRP)
"Ok, your phycial agility tests are back "(SLURRRRP). "Out of the 12 events, you passed all 12". (SLURRRRP). "You're in, my friend". (SLURRRRP)
"I need to get you into the next training class. You will be in the same training classes as the full time agents go through, only not all of them. You will graduate as a Reserve Security Agent, with full law enforcement powers. You will get a badge and a weapon. We recommend that you carry your badge, ID and weapon at all times". Buddy notices that, today, Popeye is dressed in jeans and a tee shirt. but still, there's that huge sidearm.
The first week of training will be on law enforcement. You will learn what you can do and what you cannot do. You will learn about the powers of arrest, your's and the suspect's rights. Next you will spend a week in phycical training with Captain Spike. If you make it through that, you will be trained in high speed persuit driving. finally, you will receive a week of weapons training. That's the fun week. One of the tests is that each recuit gets to fire my weapon. If you can fire it without ending up on your vent, you get extra credit. After the agent training you will go through two weeks of search and rescue training. This training is air and water rescue training. Now, we need a pilot. I'm going to send you for eyesight testing. If you sight is good and you want to try, I'll send you to flight school. that's up to you. So, what do you think?" (SLURRRRP)
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