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|Date:||7/23/2014 5:42:07 PM
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|Hi Smokey & Bandits
“Polly, are you constructing or Deconstructing today?”
“What do you mean Zippy?”
“WELL, you are carrying a TOOL, tho' I don't see your tool belt.”
“For today, this is an INSTRUMENT of music! Did you know you can play it? It is something like a violin.”
“I need to hear this.”
Today I will let Miss Popeye tell us about the formation of BC Homeland Security. Once set up in the castle, there has to be security.
Well, way back before BC Homeland Security there was the BCSS, Bird Channel Secret Service. When I found out that they needed officers I joined the Bird Channel, back in September of 2007. I signed up for BCSS and soon after, my sister Calico also signed up, too. The BCSS is was in the same place as the BC Homeland Security offices are now. Only there was nothing above ground and you entered through a hidden elevator in the storeroom of the pie shop.
Well, through the next few years, Calico and I worked our way up through the ranks and soon we were in top management. When the director's position opened up I was given the job
In 2010 I had to deal with a dilinquent budgie. It was messy and a lot of the BCSS came out in the open. Many birdies didn't like the secrets and covert operations, even though nothing bad was going on. After other issues, I had gone through enough and went to BOTM RaneBeau, and requested that he disolve the BCSS. He relunctlly did so. From that time on, there was no law enforcement on the BC and problems with outsiders became a problem.
Because of the problems, My sister Calico, who was BOTD on June 1st, 2010 she wrote a royal proclimation, forming The Bird Channel Department of Homeland Security and named me as the Director. You can read the Royal Proclimation on my page. It's printed under my main profile picture. There were to be no secrets and everything would be out in the open, for all to see. We built the cammand center where the old one was. Only difference is that there is a big building behind the pie shop, where there are community meeting rooms, a gym for all to use and all security agents are in uniform and drive marked patrol cars. You can see pictures of everything in my picture gallery.
I named Jenny-Lynn Dallas as my deputy director and Calico as my Chief of Operations. We just graduated our third acadamey class and sister Ginger is one of our new reserve agents, assigned to search and rescue opts.
Well, that's the story fo BC security.
Thank you again Miss Popeye.
AND thank YOU for your vote and support.
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