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A Crowd Starts to Gather on the Beach
As Buddy andd Jones finish setting up the stage. Rco and Page une their guitars while pining their eyes at each other. Rico's Red Special is in fine shape. The old lady will deliver!
OK, who will start the competition? Squawks Sir Elton. YOU go first....No YOU go first! Eyes continue to pine and feathers are ruffled.
Dahlings, says Raffreddie, lets flip a shell to see who goes first, shall we? Rico dear, you take the open side of the shell, Page, sweetie, you take the closed side of the shell. Bowie flips the shell and it lands in the sand closed side up. Page you go first.
Page is playing fast and furious. The crowd is getting larger.
Jamaica and Doc keep an eye on the crowd for crowd control while at the same time entertaining their bevy of beautiful bikini clad tropical birds.
Buddy and Jones notice all of the beautiful birds in the crowd and decide to break out more Dom. Forget clubbing! There are plenty of birds to entertain here!
Pepper is oblivious to the competition. She only has eyes for Sunny....
Pages guitar screams Heart Breaker then goes into Stairway to Heaven.....with a big finish. Applause is everywhere! Everybirdie is chirping and squawking!
Now Rico and his lady-red Special take the stage. He starts with Killer Queen and blasts into Bohemian Rhapsody....playing like he's never played before! The crowd goes absolutely wild! Buddy and Jones continue to crack open more Dom getting ready for the mother of all parties!
Rico finishes and Sir Elton takes the stage. Well, judging from they crowds near hysteria...Bowie and I say ......Rico is the winner! The crowd cheers, Rico takes a bow, and Page comes up to shake Rico's wing. Nice playing , mate....says Page. You too, says Rico. The two bird start to leave the stage when.....all of a sudden.......who is standing in the crowd.....but Sir Paul McCartney! He had waddled over to see where all of the wonderful music was coming from!. Doc is the first one to notice. Then.....Rico, Bowie, Sir Elton and Raffreddie see Sir Paul! Buddy and Jones drop their bottles of Dom! There is a collective GASP ! Raffreddie starts to choke on a mango that was in the drink he was sipping! AAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK! The attention is now focused on Rafffreddie! Everyone is stunned! Sie Paul waddles over quickly and begins the hymlick birdie maneuver on Raffikki! Which dislodges the mango from Raffreddie's throat. Paaatooooouie! Splat! The mango goe flying out and hits Sir Elton in the face! A collective Eeewwwwww was heard as Sir Elton faints!
Doc rushes over to revive Sir Elton ! Raffreddie looks at Sir Paul and says....Dahling..you just saved my life! The crowd cheers. Sir Paul blushes.....
Will Raffreddie and Sir Paul become friends is spite of everything!? Will everyone continue their vacation? Will Buddy and Jones survive the mother of all parties....once again!? Will Pepper bring Sunny back home with her.....and what would he do? Help Pepper and Jamaica take care of the boys........
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