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Date:4/20/2014 12:29:09 AM
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Sam-You-Is !!
Oh my gosh, your mom's head's not on FIRE, is it? Smoke billowin' out is a baaaad thing, SamBow. Then again, knowin' your mom, it likely means an idea's brewin', right? Okay, I won't grab the cell phone and dial 911. I'm a little late at this point anyway. She'd likely be way beyond melt down by now. Speakin' of fireman, dad has a friend who works for the department and sometimes he asked the guy about a fire in the news. It's always a laugh when the guy answers "we saved another foundation".

So you liked the vulture joke, did ya? I wondered if maybe it was a little on the tasteless side, birds eatin' a clown n'all (and yes, I intended that pun, thank you very much), but if it got a chuckle outta you, then it must've been an okay joke. Uh, let's see what this one does for ya....

What do you get when you cross a bird with a comedian?

JAY LENO!

... JAY Leno Yea?

Whose the drummer in your band? He can give me a "dud" roll if ya want.

Me and the McFlock, we're doin' good. Doin' good. The adventure to the Dallas house didn't include me. I'm a cookie recycler in the car, if ya get my drift. Me and motion don't jive real well in a motor vehicle. Darn shame because I like bein' at the destination. Alas, I usually get left behind when a road trip's being made. Aflie the Zon-Dude got t'go up to see his Jenny Lynn the other day. Miss Willow went along as well to visit her ol' stomping grounds. That visit's gonna be a week long or so 'cause mom and Uncle Chuck did a little bird swappin'. See, FLASH, he's all crazy about humans of the female persuasion and seeing as my mom falls in that category (thank goodness), Flash has come here to spend a little time with her. You can just imagine how thrilled I am with that. Actually, I'm cool with it, especially after yesterday when I figured out Flash's presence didn't change the usual TLC I'm used t'gettin'. We're all simpatico at this point. In fact, Aflie and Flash were palin' around together during the time they were the only ones still in the bird room.

Say, if your mom's brain don't burst into flames and self destruct, ask her if she's got any suggestions on how t'get me past this car sickness stuff. I'd really like t'get to go more often. Mom's tried puttin' my carrier in every place in the car, but one's not been found yet that keeps me from giving back my breakfast. The last thing she read that she's now gonna try is takin' me for short trips, and then makin'm longer and longer. Right now a short trip would have t'be about 200 yards. I'm lookin' green around the gills in that short of time!

Okay, leavin' you alone for now. Hope your Friday's top-notch.

R ('>

Did ya hear about the Milonga plans?
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