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Date:9/17/2014 7:12:23 AM
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(Ö> From one Pilgrim Hat wearin', FooTBaLL
playin' Pilgrim Hat Wearin' bird to a nuther ...

SAVE ME RANE~SMITH!!! (Get it? JOHN Smith ... RANE~Smith? HA! Do I got it or WHAT?!)

I got this sit-i-a-tion that I been tryin' t' work out with this football game comin' up see? An' I thought maybe I could sway th' other Team Captain by approachin' him with my proposition. An' this mornin' I find out that he says I gotta come t' YOU t' make it work th' way I want it to. So you gotta help me out here, RaneBro. Or I'm in b-i-i-i-i-g Trouble! (Ya notice that's with a capital "T", an' that rhymes with "Le" an' that stands for "LEAH"!!!)

Here's what I know. Leah an' me both've signed up t' play. I r-e-a-l-l-y don't wanna play on th' same team with 'er (fibling rivalry an' all, ya know?). An' I saw in the note that Injun Kaptain Kiddo left on 'er page, tellin' 'er she made the cut, that he was seriously hopin' that she ended up playin' on his team. So, I offered t' make 'im a deal he couldn't r'fuse. I told 'im that he could HAVE 'er if'n I could just play on your team with you. Ya know what he came back an' tol' me?! He said I was suckin' up t' th' WRONG Team Captain! I don't care WHO I gotta suck up to! I don't wanna play with HER, an' I DO wanna play with YOU!!!

Now, is THAT good enough for your Pilgrim's Hat? (Lemme know if there's more suckin' up I gotta do or what, an' how much time I got left t' do it, an' I'll do whatever it takes!)

But right now, Mom's makin' moves t' get outside t' them Ferals. An' I want somethin' in MY bowl b'fore she concentrates on fillin' THEIRS!

AaaaaAA!! Later! <Ö)
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