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Date:10/25/2014 9:52:17 AM
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!!! BANG !!! • • • !!! BANG !!! • • • !!! BANG !!!
*Jake pounds the nail into the notice that his mom gave him to post on her new office door this morning.*

<•> <•> <•> <•> <•> ATTENTION <•> <•> <•> <•> <•>


While the opening of the New Office of the Birdie BazeBol Commissioner is on the calendar for today, I regret to inform you that, due to some very poor timing of a health issue, I will not be in my office today.

I might also add that, judging by past eggsperience with this particular condition, it may take me a few days to recover.

Please feel free to leave your questions in the box to the left of the door and Jake will retrieve them daily for me.

I apologize for this inconvenient development, and I assure that I am doing everything in my power to resolve this issue so that I can be in the Office to speak with you parrotsonally on any questions you may have.

*Jake steps back and looks at his handy work ... admiringly ... and then thinks to himself "Ma is gonna KILL ME for puttin' a nail hole in her nice new office door.

Oh well, she told me to post the notice on the door where everybirdy could see it.

Hmmmm, I wonder if she was talkin' about slidin' it int' this plastic sleeve here that I just covered up when I nailed it to the door ... ?"

Then Jake replaces the hammer in his tool belt and takes the note that Cookie left with him to give to his mom.*
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