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Date:8/20/2014 2:20:59 AM
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That Is A Matter of Perspective...
.....lil' Peekaboo! I'm First Mate. When the Captain wants something done, he tells me. Then I, in turn, tell my crew mates who I think can handle those orders. If it is a ship wide thing....meaning every bird is to obey a certain order, then it is I who makes sure it is obeyed! That goes for QuarterMaster Tooth, too. If he gives orders that food & water or ale has to be rationed, it is I who will jerk a knot in your tail feathers if ye be sneakin' any grub. But it is the Pirate Code that all are equal on a Pirate Ship when it comes down to dividing out the booty or the rest of us risking our necks to rescue you should ye fall overboard or captured by any enemies. No bird is left behind unless we have kicked them off the ship! And yes, young Peekaboo, that has been done! Sam looks down as he draws figure eights in the sand & mumbles, although I made sure she was put on a Carnival Cruise and was headed back home. Poor thing has too big of a good heart & couldn't bear to see her friends punished. As Sam says those last words, he growls out... What she did could have been interpreted as MUTINY and the wee lassie could have BEEN HUNG!! Leavin' her on a barren island was too cruel & she truly didn't understand why she was being punished even when I explained it OVER & OVER again! SO, lil' Peekaboo, if ye plans on ANY disagreeing with the way things are being RUN, this will be the ANGRY BIRD ye will be dealing with! And I know WAY too many ways to kill a bird should killing be warranted! Minds your P's & Q's and ye will have a good time. When ye are assigned yer duties, find out what you're suppose to be doin' and DO IT! Then will ye be richly rewarded at the end of the adventure. The adventure goes for 2 weeks so the exciting stuff doesn't all happen on day one! Be patient and I guarantees ye will be taking home a Pirate Certificate and become a pirate forever more on the Pirate Pearl Adventure! GARRRR....nows go to bed! I wants some sleep! Sam rolls over in his hammock & gently rocks himself back to sleep.
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