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Date:8/1/2014 4:41:09 AM
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Sam Comes To The Singles Page & Halfway Peeks In..
.....then ducks back out of site. He leans back in looking up, down, side to side. Seems safe. He walks slowly onto the page. I was told to come here by my friend Mr. Kiddo. He said to come & sign up because I'm single. Sam lifts up the sign up sheet to make sure nothing is underneath it. He scratches his name onto it. He clears his throat. When it comes to ro...ro...romance, I'm very nervous around ladybirds who seem to find me attractive, or interesting, or act all girly-girl around me. If I get too "aroused" (Sam blushes hard) I "peep". I "peep" repeatedly. Repeatedly and louder & louder. Then, if I don't run off, I sound like a "peeping" machine gun. No bullets. Just peeps. Sam is looking down at his toes. I may say I do find most of the ladybirds on the BC very beautiful....but scary. If they're my friend, they aren't scary. I will love them like a sister & I don't have the "peeps" with them. I can just be myself & not worry if they're about to skewer me with a sharp beak. Sam shakes his head to clear the bad memories of the gigantic Blue Footed Booby Birds. I think I'm suffering from post dramatic stress syndrome because of the incident 2 yrs ago. I don't want to talk about it. But it was very frightening. Spirit Cloude knows. We went through it together & he bore the worst of it. I don't know why he's okay & I'm not. Large groups of females terrify me. Valentine's Day is the worst for me. Sam almost talks himself to pull out but with the last ditch of effort, He leaves his name. Sam stands there like a dear in headlights and says, "Thank You Very Much" and quickly shuffles off for the next page!===>>
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