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Date:9/22/2014 10:47:38 AM
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As Smug Wee Little Spot Walks Along With....
…..Miss Puffin talking & laughing about their little plot to embarrass and humiliate the First Mate by forcing
him WITH A WEAPON to sit upon the Amazon Ladybird's eggs!! What does the little Cabin Boy THINK is
going to happen when he has committed 2 VERY BAD OFFENSES against a superior crew mate? An all out
fight is about to take place because NO DECENT PIRATE would EVER let an underling treat them so dis-
respectfully. It's ON now BUZZARD BOY!!

Sam runs and pushes Miss Puffin into a nearby water closet & locks her in!! Sam yells to Miss Puffin," I don't
want to hurt you since it's this little rat eating, no good for nothing DO nothing USER of sweet sisters of
the Captain's with thinkin' it will give him 'leverage' for favors & his placement on the crew, who has
devised this whole plan! I'm truly sorry Miss Puffin that I have to do this at all!!" Sam continues,
"Oh yes, he is a SCOUNDREL who tries to make himself look better by degrading & 'blackmailing' others to
lift himself in the eyes of his peers! But NOBIRDY but an imbecile believes any of THAT!! HOW DARE YOU PULL YOUR WEAPON ON ME!!!!" Sam punches Spot square in the beak!! Spot stumbles back-
wards but catches himself. First Mate Sam back-wings him and this sends him rolling back out the door
unto the topside DECK! Spot makes the mistake of pulling his knife again on the FirstMate who is "pulling
back" to not KILL this scamp who needs to be taught a SERIOUS lesson! "Ye has RAISED my WRATH ye
bumbling ner'do well!! It would be a night that ye won't soon forget! I have vowed to risk life & limb fer
everyone of ye on this good ship" Sam gives him another smack down that sends Spot's knife flying into the
night & to the water below! The crew is starting to come on deck listening to Sam's accusations of what has
stirred his wrath into a boiling, brewing, cistern of pure RAGE and they can't believe the 'betrayal of
friendship' that Spot has displayed blatantly to Sam. "I will NOT be treated like that by ANY BIRD on this ship!" Sam punches him in the stomach doubling him over then spins into a round house kick straight to his head!! This launches Spot spinning straight up and backwards with his wings spread out he lands a few feet away
knocked out cold!! Soon, Popeye, JennyLynn and Arthur Alex have grabbed SamIAm and are holding him
back! FirstMate SamIAm doesn't fight them. He has done what he set out to do & that is to lay out cold a
twirp that needed to be taught his PLACE on this ship!
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