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Date:8/1/2014 9:44:43 PM
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Aye, Thanky Kindly Miss Kelly....
...Ole' Sam is very nervous right now. Went to see Miss Miranda, I did. Just to formally introduce meself to her. Errr....I don't know if it went that well or not but she didn't peck me nor beak me, so I felt it went okay. Miss Kelly looks at Sam perplexed? AYE, she did THAT look, too! Then she asked me "YES?" I really didn't understand the question, so I asked her, "NO?" She gave me that look, then said very sweetly, "Good Night." And she closed the door. I thought it went well our first formal meeting. First Mate SamIAm crosses his wings over his chest with a grin on his beak. Miss Kelly shakes her head, "Sam, did you say your name to her, and she give her name to you?" Sam thinks about it...."Nooo...no, she didn't. She said 'yes?' and I said 'no?' Just like that!" Miss Kelly sighs deeply wondering if there will be any hope, "Sam, you have to at least exchange names." Sam thinks on that a little more, "But why on earth would I want to be called 'Miranda'? I mean, it's a nice ladybird's name, but not for a guy." He looks puzzled. Kelly controls herself, "No, Sam. You have to TELL her your name, then she TELLS you her name. And what you're suppose to say to her then is...'It's nice to meet you, Miranda' Then you can take her by the wing tip if you think it is appropriate." Sam's brow goes up, "Ooohh. So that wasn't such a greyt beginning was it?" Miss Kelly tells him the truth, "Nope, Sam. I'm afraid you need to think it out better than that." Sam is discourage, "You don't think she'll go to the BC Singles Page & ask for another try from the Pot, will she?" Miss Kelly shrugs her shoulders & shakes her head that she doesn't know. Thank you Miss Kelly, I will think it out better. Sam goes back to his hammock thinking his name is going to be the most returned name to the pot is what this is going to turn out to be. Sam calls over his shoulder, Happy Valentine's Day Miss Kelly! Sam shuffles off down the corridor===>>
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