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Date:9/19/2014 1:36:30 AM
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Hey Sambo
Tell me you didn't poop on your mom's head yesterday. That would NOT be nice. I've never done that myself but that would mostly be because I've never stood on top of my mom's head. That's not t'say I would't like to but can you see these size 15 feet covering her noggin, slippin' and slidin' and failing at holding on then sliding off, catching on her nose then hanging on her lip ... Nope, this macaw's lucky if he makes it to a shoulder. Trust me though, I've nailed a few shoes and some jeans. Clean ones of course. There's really no fun in splatterin' a pair that's already destined for the wash. Hey, it's winter, I'm bored, one's gotta find whatever means possible t'entertain and amuse. Target practice is all I've got.

So, these programs your mom's lookin' for, are these learning programs that'll teach more about the Mac or programs for working with pictures? Just curious.

That storm that blew through, it didn't do much of anything exciting. In fact, it didn't even blow. It just came, snowed a little and left. It wasn't that way for everybirdie though. Miss Riley, she got over a foot of snow! They may still be diggin' out over there. I hear another bit of winter weather's headed this way but I'm not worried. It's not like they're gonna make me and my big beak go out and scoop snow off the drive. They wouldn't do that, would they?

Your pal til the tie dyes.

R ('>
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