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|(Ö> *Team Captain Jake raises the
bullhorn to his beak, presses the [ON] button an’ **S*Q*U*A*W*K*S** into it … *
CALLIN’ ALL M’CAWS THAT’RE MIGHTY!!!
JC, I know ya’ve been practicin’ like crazy since our last game. An’ all them BazeBol skills we need’re bein’ refined like fine silver. But we’re in for th’ GOLD, Teammie! We want it ALL!! We ain’t settlin’ for nuthin but th’ BEST!!!
THAT’s US … Th’ BEST o’ th’ BEST! Th’ heck with all th’ rest!
Now I know, I know. Th’ results so far this Season may not look like what I’m sayin’ here. But it ain’t over ‘til it’s over. An’ WE’RE JUS’ GETTIN’ STARTED!
We got our 3rd Game o’ th’ Season tomorrow at KEVLAR Memorial Stadium. We’re hostin’ Da Pois ‘N’ Dem. We ain’t won one yet, an’ they ain’t lost one yet. But we’re gonna change all that tomorrow! Right?! RIGHT!!
We’re gonna give ‘em a dose o’ their own Pois’n’! HA! We’re gonna turn th’ tide! We’re gonna show ‘em a M’caw trick ‘r two! We’re gonna take home the “W” this time!!!
But we can’t do that less’n ya get yer tail feathers (not t’ mention th’ REST o’ your feathers) out t’ th’ Stadium an’ play your little heart out. Wait … WHAT’M I SAYIN’?! Play your MIGHTY HEART out!!!
We’re gonna be sendin’ out that first pitch, courtesy o’ our own Mr SKY at 3:00 pm Eastern Time, 2:00 pm Central Time, 1:00 pm Mountain Time, an’ Noon Pacific Time. But it wouldn’t hurt none if’n ya was able t’ get all them feathers o’ your’n t’ th’ Stadium just a tad earlier an’ get nice an’ warmed up, an’ get in a little Pre-Game practice with th’ rest o’ th’ Team.
I’ll be there from early mornin’ as us’al. If’n ya don’t see me, I’m hidin’ … er … WORKIN’ in th’ office on th’ Battin’ Lineup an’ Game Stra-ge-dy an’ such. Jus’ come find me. An’ who knows, if’n I can get Ma off HER lazy tail feathers, we jus’ might be able t’ have some goodies ready for ev’rybirdy, just like all th’ other Teams seem t’ be doin’. Seems like maybe that might be somethin’ we could do t’ up our chances o’ winnin’. An’, hey, if’n ya got somethin’ o’ your own that ya wanna bring t’ share, DO IT! Eats. Drinks. Bring it all!
But most important, bring yourself an’ your gear!
See ya there. Be there. Or be ? !!!
AaaaaAA!! CRJake <Ö)
Mighty M’Caws BazeBol Team
PS: Ma had some trouble emailin’ ev’rybirdy b’fore Games 1 an’ 2. If’n ya didn’t get either o’ those emails (th’ first one, “Macaws Season Opener TUESDAY!!!” had th’ guidelines for Participation for Players this Season, and th’ second one, “Mighty Macaws vs Quaker Little Dragons” had the 2013 BirdChannel Birdie BazeBol Regular Season Calendar” attached), would ya let me know? An’ we’ll see what we can do ‘bout gettin’ ya th’ info so’s ya have it.
PSS: Ma’s workin’ on our pi’tures. Give ‘er a little time, if ya have th’ patience. It’s been ruff on ‘er gettin’ th’ Season set up an’ kicked off th’ first year all by ‘erself.
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