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Hey guys! Sorry for not blogging last night, mom should have time to blog for me on the rest of her vacation, but please forgive me if a miss a day or two!
You Know You’re a Bird Person When
On vacation, you find bird poop on your clothes.
JESUS IS WATCHING
A burglar got into a house one holiday night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you."
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He heard again, "Jesus is watching you." This time he shined his light all over, and it rested on a parrot. He asked, "Did you say that?" The parrot admitted that he had. "I'm just trying to warn you, that’s all."
The burglar sad, "Warn me, huh? A parrot? Who are you? What's your name?"
"Well, what kind of idiot would name a parrot Moses?”
The bird answered, "The same idiot who would name a Rottweiler "Jesus”……
Thanks so much for the vote!
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