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|Date:||10/23/2014 8:32:58 AM
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a joke for today:
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the
hip. I'm John, he's Jim and we are from New York City and we love Toronto,
the theatre and Canadian Beer so two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation
while pouring the beers. "Been on any other holidays yet, lads?"
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent
a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?"... Jim agrees.
"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the
beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and
Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the
English - they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England ?" asks the bartender.
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
love Cori and Boo Boo
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