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Date:11/22/2014 1:35:18 PM
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Howdy Rustoleum
(How about that one? Yes?)

Labor-less day — that's exactly what I had last Monday. Apparently so did my new typist because I didn't get any notes out. When I asked Aunt D what she did rather than help me keep in touch with old pals, she mumbled something about front porch work and a baseball game. Did you succeed at not lifting a foot for any sort of task that might be designated as work?

Get this, I got locked OUT of my cage yesterday. What's with that? I came back in from the aviary to find all the doors on my cage shut and latched. I marched around the top, peering over every side for an opening through which I could enter my humble abode, but alas, all gateways were closed and barred. When I asked Aunt D the meaning of this, she mumbled something about me needing to spend a few more minutes each day outside my comfort zone (the inside of my cage). Of all the stupid ideas. If I'd had a watch on, I'd have done nothing but stare at it until a few more minutes had gone by and then I would've stomp a foot a time or two until I was allowed back into my man-cave. There's lions and tigers and bears on the outside! My sanctuary is on the inside. It hasn't happened yet today but then I'm outside at the moment, soon to head in and see if the same stunt's going to be pulled again.

Hoping your Saturday's been a relaxed and top-quality one.

Your pal,
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