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Date:8/23/2014 12:56:11 PM
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Arrr...Good Capt. Ceasaur! Ye Is ALWAYS Welcomed
.. on the Pirate Pearl! I can feel her creak a "howdy do" when ye comes on! She just brightens up & puffs out her sails even more so when ye are about! I honestly thinks she can pick ye up on the winds! Given her no guidance, I think the wheel would spin & she'd make a bee line course for where you are! HAR! HAR! HAR! Yep, the ole girl loves ye madly!

GARRRR...I saws on the news today, a huge cache of Australian smuggled birdies were captured in the Phillipines! Huge number of Rainbow lories that are close to death. Are ye & lovely Miss Sugar heading that a ways? Our course will be goin' through the Panama Canal Zone under the disguise of being a Disney automated ship! I knows we could have ye attached & tow ye with us on through. I has been on the telephone having my bank wire in the toll payment for goin' through the pass. I know they allow passage in dire straights situations. I'm sure with a bit of wheelin' dealin' with those scoundrels, I could have ye pass through with us fer half or no cost fer your ship to come along with us. They try pushin' through as many as they can & charging all of us who come in the same group, each one of us has to pay fer the whole lock as if we was by ourselves! Tis another shake down if ya ask me! A lucky pirate handles that whole affair! Arrrr..." Capt. Sam says in frustration because he didn't have opportunity to set it up himself before any other pirates had already laid claim to it.

Come on down to the galley! I know good Chef Scion will be tickled to see ye, both! Always a great day when we gets such good friends & visitors fer a spell on the Pirate Pearl! Bos'n Zippy! Let Capt. Ceasaur hear your good whistle for a Captain coming aboard! Capt. Sam & Capt. Ceasaur hear the bosn's whistle ring out for a captain coming aboard the ship. Capt. Ceasaur looks at Sam, "Arrr...she's quite good at that! That little powder monkey has some real talent doin' that!" Capt. Sam nods his head with a chuckle. They make their way to Chef Scion's galley.
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