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Capt. Sam & The Pirate Pearl Come Sailing Into…
view of the large Castle. Castle News has broken that Emerald is Queen of the day! Capt. Sam gives the call, "ALL HANDS ON DECK!" And First Mate Polly repeats the orders, "ALL HANDS ON DECK!!" Bosn' Zippy rushes to her post & begins ringing the ship's bell. Birds stop what they're doing all over the ship & make haste to their captain's call. Capt. Sam yells out the orders, "Helmsbird Dixie, sails us in position for making a 21 gun salute to Queen Emerald!" Pirate Dixie replies, "Aye aye, Captain!" Dixie begins by turning the wheel hard to port as he positions the guns away from the Castle.

Captain Sam looks at his crew to see if everybirdy is topside. He gives a quick head count, yep, that's the correct amount of able bodied pirate birds. "Chief Cannoneer Ziggy, to yer post!" Chief Ziggy steps out of line from the others & marches two steps forward, nods, then marches to his #1 canon, snaps to, then about faces. He looks at his gunnery crew still in line & shouts out the orders, "Gunnery Crew, take your posts!" Pirates Gus, Pearl, Picabo, & Silver march forward two steps & halt, snapping to. They then march together to their posts birding their stations numerically on canons two, three, four & five from Chief Cannoneer Ziggy's number one gun. They halt & about face when they reach their respective posts. Chief Ziggy gives the order, "Prepare canons!" His crew with precision action check their guns, for the guns are ALWAYS at ready. Each shouts out their number & canon readied for action. Chief Cannoneer shouts to his captain, "All is readied, sir!"

Capt. Sam responds, "Then at your word good Chief Cannoneer Ziggy!" Chief Ziggy turns to his crew & yells, "FIRE!" They all fire canons 1-5 simultaneously and they do this for 4X. Chief Cannoneer Ziggy fires the last lone round himself. He & his crew march back into place with their shoulder to shoulder lineup.

Capt.Sam leads them in cheering, "ALL HAIL Queen Emerald!" Capt. Sam then yells out, "For our Queen Emerald, "HOORAH! HOORAH! HOORAH!" The rest of the pirates yell together, "HOORAH! HOORAH! HOORAH!" The pirates then are dismissed as they yell, squawk, & shout for joy as Queen Emerald reigns the day!

The orders of Capt. Sam can be heard, "Helmsbird, set our original course & steady as she goes." The Pirate Pearl turns & sails away for another adventure.
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