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Page two of the ceremony
Now it is time for those of us gathered here to celebrate by witnessing their vows to one another.
So, before God, our creator, and the Lord Jesus Christ, our healer, and our comforter, and our covering, I now ask Tweety and Princess to join wings and repeat after me:
Tweety, do you take this beautiful bird to be your lawfully wedded wife bird, to have and to hold from this day forward, and upon her to bestow all your wordly goods, and promise to love her, honer her and cherish her, till death do you part?
Tweety clears his throat and says, I will, while staring lovingly into Princess's eyes.
And do you, Princess take this handsome, tenderhearted bird to be your lawfully wedded husbird, to have and to hold from this day forward, and to love him, honor him, and obey him, and cleave only unto him, as long as you both shall live?
Princess smiles up at Tweety and says softly, I will.
Then since both of you have consented before God and this company, I leave you with a commandment, Husbirds, love your wife bird, even as Christ loved the church.
And wifebirds obey your husbird even as you obey Christ.
Now that these promises have been asked and given, I now pronounce you husbird and wifebird. Let no bird come between you as you satart your journey of love.
Spot turns to the crowd and says, I now present to you, Mr. and Mrs. Tweety, may God bless their union!
The crowd breaks out into loud cheers as Tweety and Princess kiss!

Spot says, Mr. Tweety Bigfoot, please place the ring on your bride's finger and say: I speak truly before the Great Spirit of my pledge to my wife! Tweety puts the ring on her finger.
Then Spot says, Mrs. Tweety Bigfoot, please place the ring on your husbirds finger and say: I speak truly before the Great Spirit of my pledge to my husbird!
She does so with a big grin on her beak!
Then Spot says, what our Creator and Savior have join together, let no one come between. And the two shall become one! Amen!
Give a shout of praise!
The whole place goes wild with the celebration of praise, and Tweety and his beautiful bride lead the procession over to the food tables.
Spot grins and kisses the bride chastly on the cheek! All the guests start lining up to kiss the bride and shake Tweety's wing!
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