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Date:9/21/2014 12:18:01 PM
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Hiya, Oscar! (Ö>
Glad to hear somebirdy appreciates our sense of humor! See what you think of today's episode.... ~~ I gotta tell ya Oscar, Buddy and I have been comin’ to ya for a full week now, pleadin’ for your help and advice to get us outta one fix after another. And you’ve been there for us every flap o’ the way! You got us safely on ¿SOME? ground after the tornado. You saw us all the way down the Yellow Brick Road, guided us through hookin’ up with some really strange characters (not to mention that &%$#head Wizard guy), and just yesterday we rescued my long lost Little Fister, Ruby, from the clutches of some sinister ‘Sista’ in black! And one particularly effective piece of advice got us out of that castle, and back to OZ, so we could finally get ourselves headed for home again…AND OUR MOMS ! ! ! ~~ As a matter of fact, that advice was SO good that Buddy and I just can’t resist sharin’ what St. Patrick D’Bird told us to do. ( NO WONDER he’s Bird of the Month! He’s soooo smart!!): “OK, HERE'S THE DEAL. FIRST DECIDE WHICH CASTLE WALL YOU WANT TO CLIMB OVER. GO OVER TO THE WALL FARTHEST FROM WHERE YOU PLAN TO ESCAPE. MAKE A CATAPULT FROM DEBRIS IN THE CASTLE, WHEN YOU GET READY TO MAKE YOUR MOVE. CATAPULT YOUR WATER DISH ONTO THE WITCHES HEAD DOUSING HER WITH WATER...THE REST OF YOU START THROWING YOUR FOOD DOWN THE STORM DRAIN THAT FALLS DEEP INTO THE DUNGEON.. THE MONKEYS WILL GO AFTER THE NUTS AND TREATS. WHILE THEY ARE FALLING DOWN INTO THE DUNGEON..FLY OVER THE CASTLE WALL AND AWAY IN TO THE FOREST..YOU MAY HAVE TO CATAPULT THE NON FLYERS OVER THE WALL.. THEN RUN LIKE THE ‘HOUNDS OF HADES ARE AFTER YA....YOU'LL KNOW WHERE TO GO..AND PLEEEAASE DONT FORGET THE SLIPPERS.......” AND IT WORKED! ~~ So, FINALLY, we’re on our way. And, as far as I’m concerned, we’re KEEPIN’ Ruby’s slippers. That wizard only made us go find ‘em ‘cause HE wanted to make a FASHION STATEMENT. If ya ask me, he’s got a LOT MORE to worry about than footwear! I’m gonna miss those looney tunes guys though. I kinda wish they coulda come with us. ~~ Oh well. It’s time to trigger that vote button and then get this bag full o’ hot air launched! AaaaaAA!! Scream at ya again soon! CRJake (Ö>
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