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| Date: | 5/21/2013 7:42:36 AM |
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Hiya, Baby ! (Ö>
The show I’m starrin’ in tomorrow features “The First Family of Fright”. The patriarch, Sam, is 378 years old. The head of the family (who shall remain nameless, for obvious reasons) was conceived in Germany by a “do-it-yourself people kit” hobbyist. He left Germany at an early age and was adopted by a family in England. His boss proclaims, “He is one of the few people…who don’t lie down on the job.” Reports of his wife’s age vary, but most say she is more than 137 years old. Her most notable quality is her undying devotion to husband and family. Their fifth grade son wrote a composition for school titled “My Parents, an Average American Family”, and won several ribbons for track competition at school as well. They have graciously taken in the daughter of a relative, whom they call the plain one. She attends college, though her goal in life is to find a man–any man. ~~ You might be interested to know that this show was on even before ev’rybirdy had color TV! Now how do they expect ME to consent to playing a ‘black-and-white role’?! ~~ AaaaaAA!! Scream at ya again soon! CRJake (Ö> |
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