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Date:8/20/2014 12:32:05 AM
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Hiya, Dobby! (Ö>
Quick! young'n, help me get somethin' straight! I came by to wish you a [blush] Belated Happy HatchDay 'cause your 'frother' OTIS told me that Tuesday was your HatchDay, except OTIS said it was "his" HatchDay! Then, I look at your profile when I get here and it says you're a "FEMALE"!! Now, I already know that I'm a little slow, so I don't need any help bein' confused about things. But, could ya help me get UNconfused about this one please? I don't know whether to call ya 'Big Guy' or 'Little Girl'! ~~ And whilst I'm gettin' unconfused about stuff, did ya turn 1 Year Old on Tuesday, or hasn't your mom given ya your 'raise' yet? Inquiring Birdies wanna know. (Actually, my mom's just plain out-n-out NOSEY!) ~~ Now, all o' that malarkey aside, let's get to the important stuff! "Ha-a-appy, Happy, Happy Ha-a-atchDay! Ha-a-appy, Happy, Happy Ha-a-atchDay!! Ha-a-appy, Happy, Happy Ha-a-atchDay!!! To you! To You!! To YOU!!! Boop-Boop." I'm really sorry to be so late with your good wishes. Mom and Dad are both outta town for the week, and it's harder than the Dickens to get to use Mom's 'puter what with the sitter havin' her 'eagle eyes' on us all the time. I hope you had a really great day, with lots o' toys, and good eats, and all the play time you could handle, and your favorite treats, and the love and company of your whole flockily! And, did I mention, YOUR FAVORITE EATS?! (Gotta make sure ya get plenty o' food!!!) ~~ And, even though it's late, I hope it still counts as a double Hatchday Vote! AaaaaAA!! Scream at ya again soon! CRJake (Ö>
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