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Date:4/16/2014 7:02:45 PM
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`Ü´ Greetings, Miss Scooter-Pie!
“Now is the time for all good Featheriends to come to the aid of Jokester Jake.” ~~ As you know, Momma has sentenced my frother, CR Jake<Ö) [Self-proclaimed ‘Funny Bird’], to an indeterminate length of time in Solitary Confinement as punishment for his completely insensitive remarks about his little fister—ME!—at a party. However, in his pleading for support to secure his release from his confinement, you (his loyal featheriends) have rushed to assure me of the innocence of his comments, the love and affections with which he truly holds me, and the importance of forgiveness in flockilys, particularly between fiblings. Momma has also tried to use the situation as an opportunity to practice forgiveness and unconditional love. And I am willing to submit to her assignations…TO A POINT. ~~ Here’s the deal fids: I will be overjoyed to restore my frother’s freedom on the condition that I can see, through the willingness of his Featheriends to participate in his redemption by meeting a challenge of my design (with Momma’s approval, of course) that his offense truly was not intended to inflict parrotsonal damage and that, no matter how poorly executed, his conversation was meant only as banter, holding no portion of malice. ~~ All this is to say that if you all, as his dearest Featheriends, are willing to stand for his innocence by suffering the slings and arrows of a thousand questions (not really, but I’m feeling poetic at the moment), then I shall be convinced that I have misunderstood completely and will likewise forgive him completely…and RELEASE HIM IMMEDIATELY. ~~ Here’s all you have to do: Each day, I will pose a question about “a day in the life of Ruby and Jake.” The answer is already somewhere here in the bird pages. Momma will determine a point value for correctly answering each question, each day. All birdies who answer any question will be credited the point value. All points, from all birdies, every day, will go toward Jake’s ‘bail’. When enough points are accumulated, Jake’s bail will be paid, and he well be set free to accost us all with Jake’s Jests once more. ~~ Your successfully answering these questions will prove to me that you, his dearest Featheriends, know This Bird at least as well as I. And if you know that he meant no harm, then I should have seen this as well. ~~ READY? SET?! Then show up on my page first thing tomorrow morning. Look for the question and any clues in the ‘My motto:’ section. Loads of Luck to You in your search. And stop back any time to tell me the answers. I leave you with a vote of appreciation. Momma and I will keep you posted as the ‘Tot. Board’ rises! Until then…`Ü´
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