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Date:11/25/2014 1:06:04 PM
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`Ü´ Hello from the F-R-I-G-I-D SOUTH! <Ö)
Everybirdy urged and invited us to “Head South…Escape SOUTH!”. But, my Dearest featheriends, you must remember that our escape route is being mapped by my impetuous frother Jake! The very same (Ö> CR Jake who has given us all pause with his ‘squawk first, think it through later’ style of humor and, it would seem to be apparent from our current location, his ‘hear the first part, go back and finish listening later’ style of taking information in. It might have been wiser to say, “It is lovely and warm here where we are in FLORIDA or SOUTH CAROLINA or GEORGIA. We will hide you and keep you and Ruby safe until this whole situation can be resolved.” But no…NO-o-o. You all said ‘South’. And ‘South’ was all Jake heard! I think he was so scared that he set his Avian GPS for ‘South’ and just WENT SOUTH…until there was no more south left!!! So here we are — I have no idea where — cold and hungry and LOST, with no idea what to do next! ~~ My Dearest Miss Scooter-Pie, we are in dire need of your immediate help. Please…PLeASe…PLEASE…I BEG OF YOU…Can you suggest somewhere, a bit more specifically, that two parrot fiblings might be able to hide themselves whilst we endeavor to sort ourselves out?! Obviously, the only direction we can go from where we find ourselves at this moment is…UP!!! Since we are already at the bottom of the world, I am begging you, help us find some direction! ~~ We have been able to procure shelter and some provisions which will allow us to remain here (wherever it is that we are) for a day or two. By grace, we have also made the acquaintance of a most hospitable gentleman who was erecting the directional sign you see in the picture on my page today. He quite generously has offered us the use of his laptop computer while we remain in the area, thus allowing us a method of communication with you who have shown such concern and caring for us. Would you be so kind as to share with us any SPECIFIC suggestion you may have for our next move? (Please include City, Country, Continent…and Hemisphere might be helpful as well!) We can see no other way out of our current dilemma without your help. ~~ We will be monitoring my BirdChannel page 24/7, hoping to discover our first step homeward. We look forward to hearing from each and every one of our Featheriends VERY soon. Until then…`Ü´ & <Ö) PS: We have heard through the Avian Grapevine that our Momma was taken rather ill yesterday…to the point of fainting (more that ONCE)! I just KNOW that it is because she is without us. Please, HURRY!!! PSS: As we currently have access to the internet, this message will automatically register one vote per parrot receiving it.
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