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Date:7/29/2014 10:54:08 PM
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`Ü´ Ruby & Her Mr Rio ® on a Titanic Adventure
(You may wish to read the information my momma has posted in the “How we met:” section before continuing.) THE CHARACTERS: RUBY FRANCESCA BEGONIA—Born to one of the very best flockilys in Charleston, South Carolina, a mere 2 2/3 years old when she became engaged to Romeo of the Tennessee Mountain Williams. Intelligent, poised, and beautiful (a true GRITS Girl), Ruby had been schooled since clutch-hood to be everything a young BirdWoman of society was expected to be. Ruby’s betrothal to Romeo, heir to a Tennessee Avian Dynasty, was considered an admirable catch, a perfect pairing of wealth and social position. Yet her spirit rebelled against the rigid confines and expectations of Parrot society controlling her destiny. ~~ RIO FEATHER DUSTER—was an 8-year-old artiste from Hanover, Pennsylvania. Ejected from Woody’s Bird Farm at only a few months of age, he worked a variety of jobs. After a stint as a wood carver, he came to Santa Monica, California where he created portraits using his laptop and Photo Shop Elements 7 on the pier in exchange for bird seed. Working his way from place to place on tramp steamers and similar accommodations, he went to Paris where he studied art. Subsequently, he found himself able to return to the land of his hatching in the grandest style possible for a bird with no money: sailing on the Titanic on a ticket he won in a poker game. ** ** ** ** `Ü´ THE STORY: The Titanic was called “The Ship of Dreams”. Ruby, however, was more inclined t view it as a slave ship, taking her back to America in chains. ~~~~ Just a few blocks away from where Titanic was moored, in a Southampton pub, Rio and his good featheriend Rane de Bozio, are in a hurried game of poker in which the stakes include two 3rd class tickets for Titanic. Just as his featheriend is threatening Rio with “Ma va fa’n culo testa di cazzo—“, Rio hops onto his back and says, “Sorry, you’re not gonna see your mama again for a long time…. ‘Cause you’re goin’ to America! We’re a couple o’ swells!! We’re gall darned Royalty!!! Full house boys! ~~~~
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