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|Date:||9/23/2014 12:37:08 PM
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|(Ö> Hiya, Cap'n Mac!
WOW! Can ya B’LIEVE how time flies?! Pert near as fast as a Macaw!! It’s only 10 more months ‘til Christmas!!! WOW!
Anyways, I’ve got somethin’ a LOT CLOSER than Christmas to talk to ya about. It’s almost time for BAZEBOL SEASON! **Jake bobs vigorously up and down on his perch; feathers fluffed and his wings held out almost imperceptibly away from his body; eyes pinning.** It’s time to hit the gym for body buildin’ workouts. Time to get to the track and run about a thousand laps a day. (Darned BazeBol Commissioner just HAD to put that rule in about “No flyin’ allowed by anybirdies ON the bazebol field”.) Time to get out to the practice field and start pitchin’, hittin’, fieldin’, and throwin’ the bazebol like we mean to WIN IT ALL this season! In other words … SPRING TRAININ’!
But there’s always the paperwork that has to be taken care of before anybirdy’s considered a member o’ The Mighty Macaws. So what I need to know is “Who’s gonna renew their contract this year?! Huh?! What birdies are gonna be on This Season’s Championship Team?!?!” “Who’s gonna step up to the plate and TAKE IT ALL HOME!?!?”
So .., If’n you’d be so good as to drop me a line sometime in the near future ( … like … YESTERDAY) to let me know that you’re ready to re-up … or not … so’s I can help out Coach Lucky with the roster for The Commissioner, our Mom’s would really appreciate it. (So much so that we just might be able to convince ‘em to bring EATS to ev’ry game! Ya know, stuff to help us keep up our engerny and fluids and focus so’s we can whoop the tail feathers off’n anybirdy silly enough to try to measure up to The Big Boyz.) Besides lettin’ me know whether or not you’re gonna be on the team again this year, I need to know if you’re plannin’ on playin’ the same postion, or if you’re interested in a change this time around. (No promises in that department, but it’s always good to mix things up ev’ry now and again. Keeps the other guys guessin’ don’tcha know?)
And last but in NO WAY least, I need ya to send me those ever-lovin’, bazebol glovin’, bat shovin’ numbers that allow the refs to play the game for us. You remember … 15 numbers between 1 and 12. I’m thinkin’ that after last season, we all oughtta make up a new combination. Kinda like mixin’ up the positions to confuse the opposition. If they don’t know our plays, our chances o’ surprisin’ ‘em get a lot better! My mom has a twelve-sided die that she lets us roll fifteen times. Seemed to work pretty well for me the first time around. I need some practice with little rollin’ things to get me in the right frame o’ mind to get started anyways. Whatever ya decide to do to come up with your numbers, DO IT QUICK! And let me know what ya come up with.
Well, I’m managed to talk my way right up to DINNER TIME! Can’t miss that!! Gotta build up my strength for the BazeBol Field there.
AaaaaAA!! Scream at ya again soon! CR Jake <Ö)
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