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Date:9/16/2014 6:58:08 AM
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Mr. Sonny vdBeek
Peace be with you...

Who am I kidding? It's spring and we're all nuts! Well, I am anyway. While you find your dad to be your source of energy and excitement, I've decided that my mom will do just fine as my substitute girlfriend. At least her hands, anyway. Oh! They're lovely things to rub against. Why she says she feels like she's been violated after I've been peeeeeeled off of her is beyond me. I thought she LIKED it when I wanted to be CLOSE. Okay, maybe not THAT close.
Truth be told, I've also learned that I believe in the lyrical line about 'love the one you're with' 'cause the other day, the middle son offered to let me park on his hand and I found it to be just as satisfactorily a GF substitute as mom's. Hey, beggars can't be choosers. And I'm beggin' here!

Kisses to your mom. I'll bet she'd fill the bill for me too. JENSEN {'>
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