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|(Ö> Hiya, ms.presley!
LOOK OUT! Here it comes!! It’s SPRING!!! It’s a GAME!!!!
It’s … it’s … it’s … BIRDIE BAZE~BOL !!!!!
Are ya ready?! Are ya “in shape”?!?! Are ya up for it?!?!?!
Well, it’s time t’get th’show on th’road! This time around, Th’BazeBol Powers That Be are tellin’ us Team Cap-i-tens that we’ve gotta get MORE out o’ our players. So, it’s been put on my shoulders t’tell yas that … if’n ya think you’re not gonna be able t’be there for th’Team like they wanna see … y’oughtta think real hard b’fore ya say ya wanna play. Not that I don’t want all my great players back again this year. But I don’t want nobirdy bein’ told halfway through th’Season that th’League says you’re not showin’ up for games enough an’ I gotta replace ya on the team.
Now don’t go getting’ all scared about not bein’ there ENOUGH. All that means is that ya need t’be able to show up at th’Stadium either b’fore ‘r after some o’ the games with some kind o’ comment for your Team. An’ if’n ya’ve got the chance t’be there for warm-ups b’fore the games, or durin’ the games, so much th’better! One thing ya DO hafta do though is keep your BirdChannel Profile Page active on a reg’lar basis. No bein’ inactive for weeks or months durin’ the Season. But, all in all, some BazeBol chatter somewhere; either on the BazeBol Page (i.e. “the Stadium”, Page #123746) ‘r with your TeamMates, or even on The Team Page ((ð» MIGHTY MACAWS BAZEBOL TEAM «ð) #176509). Simple … see?
Alrighty then, movin’ right along! What I need from ya in the next week ‘r so is your decision as t’whether ‘r not you’re gonna be able to play this Season. And if’n ya are … and I’m assumin’ ya ARE … Mom needs a current email address t’be able to contact your mom ‘r dad. An’ I hear we all need t’pick new numbers again this year. You know … the one’s the Ump’s use t’play the games with. That’d be 15 numbers b’tween 1 and 12; repeats’re okay, but no zeros.
So, I’m countin’ on yas now t’pull t’gether an’ show this Birdie BazeBol League just HOW Mighty we Macaws are!!! We don’t have a lot o’ time t’be messin’ around. We may have some slots t’fill, an’ Spring Trainin’ is just around the corner!!! Get back t’me as quick’s ya possibly can. Yesterday would be nice.
AaaaaAA!! Scream at ya again soon!
CR Jake <Ö) Captain/Coach
(ð» MIGHTY MACAWS BAZEBOL TEAM «ð)
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