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|Date:||10/22/2014 6:54:25 AM
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|(Ö> Hiya ms. presley, You ReserveBird You!
Well, first thing I gotta do is ‘pologize for not bein’ in touch ‘til this short a time b’fore Openin’ Day. It’s all MOM’s FAULT … if’n ya wanna know the truth! I tri-i-ied t’tell ‘er. I tried t’let ‘er know that takin’ on the job o’ League Sec’etary was gonna cost ME an’ The Team. But would sheeee listen t’ME? NoPE!
So anyways, in case ya haven’t been t’th’Stadium (that’d be Profile Page #123746) recently, I was there earlier an’ posted the Team Line-Up for th’ 2011 Season. But, jus’ ‘cause I’m a nice guy, I’m gonna make it easy on ya so ya don’t hafta go all th’way over there if ya weren’t gonna anyway …
ANNOUNCIN' the 2011 [Future CHAMPEEN] Mighty Macaws Team Line Up:
First Base: Malachite (#8752)
Second Base: Reba (#194337)
Third Base: Ducky (#186318)
Short Stop: Marley (#40575)
Pitcher: Ruby (#35469)
Catcher: Rio (#12707)
Left Field: Big Baby(#11078)
Center Field: Jake (#66865)
Right Field: RaneBeau (Formerly Rainbow) (#14079)
Short Field: Jasper (#40578)
.....ms. presley (#52602)
.....Mahatma & Ghandi (#32093)
.....Riley Ann Orion (#204171)
We got a full continent … ‘r is that con-tin-gent? … this Season! An’ I for One am lookin’ forward t’seein’ that ChamPeenShip Trophy sittin’ in OUR Team Page Gallery!
Mom’s gonna be workin’ on the Team Pics just as soon as she possibly can. If’n you were on The Team Last year, you’ll get an updated pi’ture for this year with your new position on it. An’ I hear tell that Mom’s got an idea for a diff’rent background too. So if’n ya’s could just hang in there ‘til she can shake loose o’ the League stuff she’s gotta do, I’ll be sendin’ your mug shots for the 2011 Team!
If’n ya WASN’T on The Team last year, Mom’s gonna be needin’ at least a few pi’tures of ya so’s she can pick the best angle t’slap a cap on your head! It works best t’send ‘er pics of ya lookin’ like your lookin’ at something just over the shoulder o’ the parrotson takin’ the pi’ture. Straight on shots don’t work s’good. An’ I want all MY Team Players t’look R-E-A-L G-O-O-D in our pi’tures. Just send the .jpgs (original size, not reduced please) t’my parrotsonal email at email@example.com. (No caps, no spaces, no dots ‘cept th’one b’tween charter an’ net) Do that as quick as ya can, if’n ya would please, so when mom DOES get to it, she’s a’ready got ev’rything she needs t’go t’work!
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