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|MEET ME AT THE FAIR!!!!
Come one, come all to the Milonga County Fair!
Date: Saturday, June 25th
Time: 8PM EDT
Place: Milonga page #165848
That's right, birdie buddies, the party you all have been anxiously waiting for is finally here! The first Annual Milonga County Fair is this Saturday night, and boy is it going to be a doozy! Of course, the eagerly anticipated Pig Races will be the highlight event. Our rider/pig participants are: Scooby Doo/Harley Hog; Peatree/Wilber; Poirot/Hamlet; Hulk/Jimmy Dean; Juni/Pinky; Sweetpepper/Petunia; Spirit Cloud/Pumbaa; Sugar/Pippo; Jenny Lynn/Ham Hock; Weasley/Oreo; Picabo/Ham Bone; Pico/Pancetta; Gizmo/Piglet; Polly/Itsy; Mango/Spamela and Quincy/Porky. So I am sure you have some friends amongst our daring Pigestrians who will want and expect to see you cheering them on from the stands. We have 16 riders, so there will be four heats and the winners of those heats will compete for the "Champeen Pig Rider" trophy.
And there will be pie eating contests, and those you can sign up for at the milonga page. All who want to compete can do so, although the Macaws will get a bigger pie for obvious reasons. Let's see who can gobble up their pie the fastest (with their wings behind their backs, of course). This one promises to be pretty darned messy, but I suspect the crowd of spectators will probably be more than willing to eat up any spillage.
If you like rides, this is the place for you. There will be a ferris wheel, a merry go round, a roller coaster, a tilt-a-whirl, and all those stomach twisting and feather ruffling rides that you love. It will be a thrill a minute. And on the other side of the fair will be the carnie games of chance. Try your luck at sinking the nerf basketball or knocking down the milk bottles. There is whack-a-mole and skee ball. You name it and we've got it.
And finally what would any fair be without fair food? Our very own Lizzie has put together all the booths with everything bad for you that you could imagine (and that your parronts never let you have) from cream puffs (a Wisconsin specialty) to fried anything on a stick. That's right; you bring her the food item, and she will fry it for you! What more could a birdy ask for?
So come to the fair and have a wonderful time. You know you want to.
Kiddo & RaneBeau
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