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|WILD, WILD WEST!!!!
Yes!! That Western shindig you all have been waiting for is finally here!!!
Date: Saturday, September 24th
Time: 8PM EDT (7PM CDT; 6PM MDT; 5PM PDT
Place: Dodge City (Milonga page #165848)
Come on over to Dodge City this weekend, and you are guaranteed plenty of excitement and thrills. The infamous outlaw Jenny Ringo is planning a jail break for her sweetie Alfie and his sidekick Mo. She and her gang will be facing the might of Marshalls Old Grizzly Kidd, Beauregard Earp and Simon Dillon. Plus Sheriff Indigo, and all the deputies: Kidd Stormy, Kaji, Lizzie and Cookie, and anybirdy else we sign up between now and then. Remember the shootout at the OK Corral? They were amateurs!!
We will also be asking for volunteers to form a posse to round up that mangy varmint who tried to frame our friend SamIAm for bank robbery, and who has ambushed him more than once since then (and ruined a perfectly fine hat!). We are going to bring in the weasel for sure....not that he is really a weasel. We think he is a magpie or a crow or maybe even a buzzard. We haven't gotten a good look at him yet.
After all that excitement, be sure to enjoy all the pleasures of Dodge City. The Long Perch Saloon hostessed by the lovely Miss Sweetie Pep will be serving food and drinks, dealing cards and offering an amazing display of can can dancing by the lovely Chi chi, our candidate for BOTM. For those of you with a darker side, Madame Maxie's Bordello is right over the tracks from there, but we won't discuss that here.
Enjoy a stroll thru this rustic western town, and then to top off the evening we will be announcing all the winners of the profile pic and avatar contest.
Now that is just an evening no birdy in his right mind could pass up, so if you don't make it I might just have to lock you up on suspicion of insanity!!
Marshall Old Grizzly Kidd
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