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5 Birds That Will Take Over The World

It won't be zombies or aliens that take over the world. Our bet is on these 5 birds that are secretly on the quest for world domination.

By Jessica Pineda

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Editor's Note: This article was written entirely for fun on a Friday afternoon, and should not be taken seriously in any way.

5) Zebra Finches

You gotta' admit, zebra finches are cute. And they make the cutest little beeping noises. Who's a cute overlord, zebra finch? You are!
How they will take over the world: By complete accident.


There’s one thing that zebra finches (Poephila guttata) like to do: breed. If a few get loose, their numbers would grow exponentially within a few years because they’ll do their best to breed with other finch species. So not only will we be swarmed by an army of zebra finches, we’ll also have to deal with their cute, super-hybrid offspring. To be fair, we might be able to peacefully co-exist with the zebra finches and their hybrid offspring, but they will outnumber us a billion to one.

So, tell us ... How will your pet bird take over the world?

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Parrots and finches will one day rule the world forget this planet of the apes stuff these birds have one up on the apes THEY CAN FLY
Spurwing Plover, Etna, CA
Posted: 4/16/2012 12:26:23 PM
BE AFRAID!! BE VERY AFRAID!!!!
Barbara, Kerrville, TX
Posted: 5/29/2011 1:34:13 PM
This was ALOT of fun!
joan, franklin square, NY
Posted: 5/28/2011 8:04:01 PM
Oh, how funny and yet educational. No, I don't really believe they would be taking over the world, but they surely make it a more enjoyable place. Well written and I love the sense of humor!
Robin, Waxhaw, NC
Posted: 5/27/2011 8:24:45 PM
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