Editor's Note: This article was written entirely for fun on a Friday afternoon, and should not be taken seriously in any way.
How they will take over the world: By complete accident.
There’s one thing that zebra finches (Poephila guttata) like to do: breed. If a few get loose, their numbers would grow exponentially within a few years because they’ll do their best to breed with other finch species. So not only will we be swarmed by an army of zebra finches, we’ll also have to deal with their cute, super-hybrid offspring. To be fair, we might be able to peacefully co-exist with the zebra finches and their hybrid offspring, but they will outnumber us a billion to one.
So, tell us ... How will your pet bird take over the world?
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