Literally! This Web page has a bird-only chat board (humans are not allowed to post). Resources for companion humans include 12 experts to answer bird behavior questions, many of whom are specialized in certain species. There is a link to find an avian vet, a way to send birdie postcards, recipes you can make for your birds, lost-and-found birds, poetry, classified ads and a kids' chat room. There's also a section of veterinary "Frequently Asked Questions," which just might include one of yours. This Web site is the home of Gail Martin, AKA Elizabeth Aaron, author of "My Human, My Slave," a training book written in a bird's perspective. Check it out: www.toolady.com.