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Hi! My name is Kiwi

I am a Blue-and-Gold Macaw from New York, NY.

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13 years old   F

Blue-and-Gold Macaw

Everything but vegetables. I am watching my diet though. A girl must always look her best. Plus, life is too short, so grab whatever you can from the plate.

Bathroom (destroying mom's curtains). On mom's shoulder, on the window looking at the cat on the fire escape and figuring out how to close it and leave him out.

Children and the two stupid cat my mom has.

She leaves music on when she goes to school (Never told her how I feel about it, but hey, she tries!). She makes me scrambled eggs just how I like them (no salt). She also takes me out in the summer time and we go on a small car trips or even to the park to see kids playing (I hate kids, but I trick them into thinking I'm a nice bird and when they get near...you fill in the rest).

I rush down of my cage when I know someone is in the bathroom taking a shower. The goal is to climb the shower curtain and try to get into the tub too. When I hear the water running, I get inspired and begin to say my favorite word repeatedly... "WOTER" (I have an accent). I love to shower. Also I run into the bathroom when mom is sorting out dirty laundry and so I start to roll on them. God forbid mom takes a dirty sock from me. I will ATTACK..

"Pollie want's a Woter.".