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Severe Macaw from Imperial, MO
the Simpleton Bird Players in the Kissing Booth.

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I NEED BIRDS TO BE IN the FB kb.


The concrete pond is open for swimming (or Boat races!!!)

Rubber duckies in the goldfish pond!!!
THE STORM SHELTER IS DONE!!!
IT IS STOCKED & EQUIPPED WITH EVERY THING A BIRD COULD WANT OR NEED.

The fish pond is the newest addition to the booth.
Your attention please !!!!!
KB Opened on 12-27-2009
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Hi! My name is the Simpleton Bird Players in the Kissing Booth.

I am a Severe Macaw from Imperial, MO.

BOTD 12-30-16

6 years old   F

Severe Macaw

Kisses,kisses and more kisses. I like hugs also.
I also like all the treats and food all the birdies bring.


THANK YOU TO ALL THE BIRDIES FOR MAKING THE KB A HIT ON BC. It has been a fun 6 years!!!

ATTENTION<<<<<<- <<<<<<<<<<<<<<

I NEED BIRDES IN THE KB !!!!!!!!


I have the KB up and running on FB now.

Your attention please !!!!!

There is now a FB page for the Kissing Booth. Dad is in the process of getting every birde invited/accepte- d because it is a private page just like the FB Bird Community is.
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**** HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!! ***

I NEED BIRDIES TO BE IN THE BOOTH !!!!!!!!
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  Pearl & Silver fly in
with wings wide open for a big group wing hug with Laka and Cookie and any other birdies to help celebrate Laka's good news. Then brought some fresh mint from their yard to help keep the rotten fruit odor down as they resume destruction of BC pages.

Come visit me, Pearl & Silver.

07/30/2016 05:18.24 AM Report This Comment  
  Cookie pours one of Laka's strawberry wine coolers
in the coffee pot in case anybird wants some and heads back to the celebration of mama Ruthie's new job !

Come visit me, Cookie loves his friends !, BC Library Now Open & Fly with the angels my Sally.

07/30/2016 02:18.25 AM Report This Comment  
  Hey everyone!
Good evening everyone!

My mom and us fids want to thank everyone for all their love and support and many prayers for mom to get a new job.

It’s not really official till she turns in her resignation papers which will be on August 2nd and her last day in HELL will be on August 15th.

She will meet and bring all the necessary paperwork to Personnel on August 2nd at 9:00 am.

So I guess everything will be signed sealed and delivered that day. Ooooh Happy Day!!!

Mom is still in shock that it will be soon time to leave this negative place of work. Good riddance I say!!

So tonight and tomorrow let’s parteee!!! Drinks of all kinds for everyone!!!

Laka totes her little pink wagon along and Little Polu. He follows with his little blue wagon that can only hold a few tiny bottles of Jack Daniels.

Come on Jenny, Let’s DO THIS, Like HOME DEPOT!!!!

Laka has all sorts of wine coolers and strong spirits to celebrate mom’s leaving the hell hole.

Yay!!! Everyone let’s drink up and be Merry ALL TOGETHER!!! Come on Cori and BooBoo and Piddy and Paddy, let’s party!!!

Laka toasts with Cookie in the strawberry wine coolers and Polu is drinking shots with Jenny. Boy are they gonna be bombed tonight!

Everyone has a good ole time drinking and singing and they all join in to make a BON FIRE out of the old BC pages.

Jenny throws in the old BC pages and slurs her words, take this you mongrel!!! And then staggers back to Polu for a refill.

Love & Hugs,

Laka, Polu and the Hawaiian gang

Come visit me, Angel Sallykins says I Luv-U-Always-N-4 ever! :), Polu Kai says Aloha Oe, till we meet again. :), Angel Pookie says I've had the time of my lifehere & Laka says, Luv-U-All till the end of BC Aloha oe!.

07/29/2016 09:31.29 PM Report This Comment  
  Hey everyone!
Laka says hmmm it kinda smells like rotten fruit here!

So she brings her little wagon full of herb mint leaves and spearmint leaves too to try and down the bad smell of rotten fruit.

Hugs Laka & Pookie

Come visit me, Angel Sallykins says I Luv-U-Always-N-4 ever! :), Polu Kai says Aloha Oe, till we meet again. :), Angel Pookie says I've had the time of my lifehere & Laka says, Luv-U-All till the end of BC Aloha oe!.

07/29/2016 09:36.54 AM Report This Comment  
  Pearl & Silver arrive to help
blast more rotten fruit at BC pages but first try to pour some coffee. Finding only a dribble coming out they open the top and find a coconut inside. Hmmm, Cookie's idea doesn't quite work using a whole one!

Come visit me, Pearl & Silver.

07/29/2016 06:05.10 AM Report This Comment  
  Hello
What stinks around here?????
It's the whole place!!!!!!!!!

Boom,pow,bang!!!!!! Squack!!! Squack!!!!!!! The Squack A Tiels dodge bad fruit and veggies and some coconuts.
Mrs BB

Come visit me, Mrs BB 4 th of July 2016, TPB&G. & the Simpleton Bird Players in the Kissing Booth..

07/29/2016 06:00.07 AM Report This Comment  
  hooray for Laka !
Cookie puts one coconut in the coffee pot and starts loading the others . . . maybe when we're done with the squak-a-tiels, we can start on all the vote buttons !

Come visit me, Cookie loves his friends !, BC Library Now Open & Fly with the angels my Sally.

07/29/2016 02:14.24 AM Report This Comment  
  Hey everyone!
Yeah let's get the Squak-a-Tiels!!

Laka comes in with her little pink wagon with old coconuts.

Cannon ball time!!!

Hugs,

Laka and Polu

Come visit me, Angel Sallykins says I Luv-U-Always-N-4 ever! :), Polu Kai says Aloha Oe, till we meet again. :), Angel Pookie says I've had the time of my lifehere & Laka says, Luv-U-All till the end of BC Aloha oe!.

07/28/2016 11:09.16 PM Report This Comment  
  Cori,Boo Boo, Paddy & Piddy
come armed with overly ripe watermelons. they show everybirdy how much fun watermelons can be by dropping one and seeing the waves of guts run all over everything

Come visit me, PaddyCake & PiddyGirl, CORI & BOO BOO.

07/28/2016 09:20.12 PM Report This Comment  
  let's take all the rotten food
and shoot at the squawk-a-tiels who found such joy in tormenting us over the years !

Come visit me, Cookie loves his friends !, BC Library Now Open & Fly with the angels my Sally.

07/28/2016 04:22.29 PM Report This Comment  
  Hulk Asks
If any birdie has coconuts those could be great fun to shoot off they could be just like cannonballs.

Come visit me, Hulk GoodBye BC Thanks For The Memories.

07/28/2016 04:04.57 PM Report This Comment  
  No, we won't
be throwing rotten eggs at the Simpleton Players. Angel brings some winecoolers for pain relief & opens one for Cori...

Come visit me, ANGEL LOVES CORI & PEPPER LOVES ZIPPY--BOTD 9/2/15.

07/28/2016 01:02.39 PM Report This Comment  
  Hey Officer Sequoia
Do your chickens have any rotten eggs to donate to the cause? P.U.

Angel & Pepper

Come visit me, ANGEL LOVES CORI & PEPPER LOVES ZIPPY--BOTD 9/2/15.

07/28/2016 12:59.15 PM Report This Comment  
  Officer Sequoia and the flock
Shoot a rotten cucumber from their garden at the bird species page. They are mad at that page because they forgot to put Button Quail and Chickens on the list of birds!

Come visit me, Mr. Flathead the Rooster BOTD 2-5-16, Tomato Candy the Rooster BOTD 1-27-16, Echo RIP, Rainbow Rosie the Hen, The Buffys, Officer Sequoia the Button Quail BOTD 2-16-16, Supersonic BOTD 06/30/2016, Zebra the Hen, Popcorn the Button Quail BOTD 1-13-16, Apple Cider RIP, Brownie the Hen, Sky Guy Echos Manakin the Bird BOTD 1-12-16, Cutie "Creepy" Creature the Button Quail BOTD 1-28, Lastaloo the Hen, Sawdust the Rooster, Zipper the Button Quail BOTD 6/10/16!, Secret the Hen BOTD 5-17-2016, Bock Bock Bockie the Hen BOTD 4-30-16, Whitey the hen, Squeakers RIP & Buttons the Button Quail BOTD 2-14-16.

07/28/2016 09:14.03 AM Report This Comment  
  Hulk Takes
Some of the oranges and lemons Pearl and Silver brought and shoots them off at the rewards page

Come visit me, Hulk GoodBye BC Thanks For The Memories.

07/28/2016 07:54.57 AM Report This Comment  
  Pearl & Silver bring a wagonload
of slightly less than good (beginning to mold or cracked) lemons and oranges from underneath their trees to use in the bazookas. Nothing like sticky and stinky stuff to demolish more of the BC pages!

Come visit me, Pearl & Silver.

07/28/2016 05:37.00 AM Report This Comment  
  Cookie takes the last can of spam
and instead of putting it in the coffee pot he loads it . . . and takes aim at the game page

Come visit me, Cookie loves his friends !, BC Library Now Open & Fly with the angels my Sally.

07/28/2016 01:57.07 AM Report This Comment  
  Hey everyone!
Yay!! Laka and Polu clap their wings.

Bravo!! Bravo!!! More, more!!!

Hugs,

Laka and Polu

Come visit me, Angel Sallykins says I Luv-U-Always-N-4 ever! :), Polu Kai says Aloha Oe, till we meet again. :), Angel Pookie says I've had the time of my lifehere & Laka says, Luv-U-All till the end of BC Aloha oe!.

07/27/2016 11:31.37 PM Report This Comment  
  Everybirdy throws fruit at the Simpletonbirdplayer
the Simpleton Bird Players throw it right back at them. FOOD FIGHT

Come visit me, PaddyCake & PiddyGirl, CORI & BOO BOO.

07/27/2016 11:02.33 PM Report This Comment  
  We are sorry we haven't been to the kissing booth
here for a few days. we have been doing our plays on the Facebook kissing booth and didn't realize we were still here also.. here is our play for today. if you want to see the other plus for monday and tuesday go to the Facebook kissing booth

all the birds are restlessly waiting for the play to begin. Piddy Girl steps out onto the stage and nnouces that todays play will be Kafkas Metamorphis. she asia thtll birds please turn off their cell phones for the performances as the ringtones and birds chattering distract the performers who have rehearsed endlessly to create these complicated simpleton plays. ----------------------------------------the lights dim and the spotlights shows Cori ,who is sleeping in a bed. Boo Boo runs over and yells "wake up Cori" Cori wakes up and finds she has turned into a big green bug. PaddyCake sees the big bug and smashes it with a big stick.-------------------------------THE END
the Simpleton Bird Plays line up on the stage and takes their bows--Cori has an icepack on her head

Come visit me, PaddyCake & PiddyGirl, CORI & BOO BOO.

07/27/2016 10:03.57 PM Report This Comment  
  Hulk Comes In
With a whole basket of apples to be shot out of the bazooka's

Come visit me, Hulk GoodBye BC Thanks For The Memories.

07/27/2016 07:38.12 PM Report This Comment  
  Officer Sequoia
Gets splattered with banana peaces when Cookie misses the polls and hits him instead!

Come visit me, Mr. Flathead the Rooster BOTD 2-5-16, Tomato Candy the Rooster BOTD 1-27-16, Echo RIP, Rainbow Rosie the Hen, The Buffys, Officer Sequoia the Button Quail BOTD 2-16-16, Supersonic BOTD 06/30/2016, Zebra the Hen, Popcorn the Button Quail BOTD 1-13-16, Apple Cider RIP, Brownie the Hen, Sky Guy Echos Manakin the Bird BOTD 1-12-16, Cutie "Creepy" Creature the Button Quail BOTD 1-28, Lastaloo the Hen, Sawdust the Rooster, Zipper the Button Quail BOTD 6/10/16!, Secret the Hen BOTD 5-17-2016, Bock Bock Bockie the Hen BOTD 4-30-16, Whitey the hen, Squeakers RIP & Buttons the Button Quail BOTD 2-14-16.

07/27/2016 06:10.23 PM Report This Comment  
  Angel & Pepper peel bananas
Whoo Hoo! Load 'em up...

Come visit me, ANGEL LOVES CORI & PEPPER LOVES ZIPPY--BOTD 9/2/15.

07/27/2016 05:00.49 PM Report This Comment  
  let's shoot bananas
at the polls ! !

Come visit me, Cookie loves his friends !, BC Library Now Open & Fly with the angels my Sally.

07/27/2016 02:19.12 PM Report This Comment  
  Angel & Pepper fly in
catching pineapple chunks in their beaks in mid-air...this is fun, do it again!

Come visit me, ANGEL LOVES CORI & PEPPER LOVES ZIPPY--BOTD 9/2/15.

07/27/2016 10:19.32 AM Report This Comment  
  Good morning everyone!
Laka comes in pulling her little pink wagon with a ton of fruits in her wagon with Lil Polu sittin on top.

We've got papaya mangoes, guava, strawberries, bananas, kiwi, coconut and peaches.

This is a buffet for all Cookie which one shall we load first? :)

Then every birdie get your beaks ready to open!

Hugs,

Laka and Polu

Come visit me, Angel Sallykins says I Luv-U-Always-N-4 ever! :), Polu Kai says Aloha Oe, till we meet again. :), Angel Pookie says I've had the time of my lifehere & Laka says, Luv-U-All till the end of BC Aloha oe!.

07/27/2016 09:09.06 AM Report This Comment  
  Pearl & Silver arrive while
pineapple chunks are still falling and each catches a piece in their beaks. Munching away they don't see Cookie so start some coffee and wait for more bazooka launchings.

Come visit me, Pearl & Silver.

07/27/2016 07:55.23 AM Report This Comment  
  It's raining pineapple chucks!
Everyone opens their beaks in trying to catch a chink of the yummy pineapple.

Caught one yells Polu!!!

Laka looks at him then has her beak wide open trying to catch a chunk of pineapple in her beak but she unsuccessful. :(

Darn it!!! She watches how Polu does it and tries again, got it!!! Yay!!!

Come visit me, Angel Sallykins says I Luv-U-Always-N-4 ever! :), Polu Kai says Aloha Oe, till we meet again. :), Angel Pookie says I've had the time of my lifehere & Laka says, Luv-U-All till the end of BC Aloha oe!.

07/26/2016 06:06.14 PM Report This Comment  
  Officer Sequoia
Is in the dry lake bed looking for snail shells when big chunks of pineapple start raining down on him.

Come visit me, Mr. Flathead the Rooster BOTD 2-5-16, Tomato Candy the Rooster BOTD 1-27-16, Echo RIP, Rainbow Rosie the Hen, The Buffys, Officer Sequoia the Button Quail BOTD 2-16-16, Supersonic BOTD 06/30/2016, Zebra the Hen, Popcorn the Button Quail BOTD 1-13-16, Apple Cider RIP, Brownie the Hen, Sky Guy Echos Manakin the Bird BOTD 1-12-16, Cutie "Creepy" Creature the Button Quail BOTD 1-28, Lastaloo the Hen, Sawdust the Rooster, Zipper the Button Quail BOTD 6/10/16!, Secret the Hen BOTD 5-17-2016, Bock Bock Bockie the Hen BOTD 4-30-16, Whitey the hen, Squeakers RIP & Buttons the Button Quail BOTD 2-14-16.

07/26/2016 04:33.04 PM Report This Comment  
  Hey Mrs BB
Let's get some whole pineapples and put them in the bazooka's and fire them off

Come visit me, Hulk GoodBye BC Thanks For The Memories.

07/26/2016 10:59.50 AM Report This Comment  
  Dixie&Peepers
followed by Candida come to the KB and see the action going on there,there are pineapple chunks flying through the air and bazookas shooting off all kinds of things at the quiz pages,and all the places around BC,they hurry and grab something to eat before they too grab a bazooka and load it with food from the food tent and join in on the fun......

Come visit me, Gabbie, Kallie, Peepers & Dixie.

07/26/2016 09:12.23 AM Report This Comment  
  Pearl & Silver arrive in time
to see Mrs. BB fire off the Bazooka. Thank you Laka and PK for the yummy food. The 'tiel frothers get some coffee and find it normal. Guess Cookie too busy helping with the demolition to add anything weird to it.

Come visit me, Pearl & Silver.

07/26/2016 07:09.22 AM Report This Comment  
  wow!!! this is fun
BB gets a Bazooka from Mr Hulk and aimed it at the quiz page. Kaboom!!!!!! Kapaw!!! 1 page goes up in little pieces.

Is there any pineapple chunks left????

Mrs BB

Come visit me, Mrs BB 4 th of July 2016, TPB&G. & the Simpleton Bird Players in the Kissing Booth..

07/26/2016 06:55.57 AM Report This Comment  
  Cookie thanks Laka and Polu Kai
for the yummies before taking some pineapple chunks and filling one of the bazookas with them . . .

KA - POOOOOOOOOOWIEE

Come visit me, Cookie loves his friends !, BC Library Now Open & Fly with the angels my Sally.

07/26/2016 02:19.18 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi everyone!
Laka and Polu has hugs and kisses for every birdie.

Laka is pulling her pink wagon and a big cooler in it. Polu sits on top with his blue sailor hat on.

We've got a bunch of fresh fruit and pre-made smoothies.

We've got fresh cut pineapple chunks from Hawaii along with guava and strawberry mixed coolers too.

Mom packed it in containers along with the blue ice to keep everything cold for the whole day! :)

Come and get it, Polu rings the triangle bell to let every birdie know food is here!

Love & hugs,

Laka and Polu

Come visit me, Angel Sallykins says I Luv-U-Always-N-4 ever! :), Polu Kai says Aloha Oe, till we meet again. :), Angel Pookie says I've had the time of my lifehere & Laka says, Luv-U-All till the end of BC Aloha oe!.

07/25/2016 11:31.57 PM Report This Comment  
  Hulk Comes In
And starts handing out rocket launchers and bazooka's to all the birdies at the kissing booth. They need to finish blowing stuff up and he doesn't want to miss out on all the fun

Come visit me, Hulk GoodBye BC Thanks For The Memories.

07/25/2016 09:02.39 PM Report This Comment  
  Angel & Pepper are here
for chili pepper ice cream--interesting! It's cold, it's hot, it's sweet...perfect for how we feel today. Thanks featheriends!

Come visit me, ANGEL LOVES CORI & PEPPER LOVES ZIPPY--BOTD 9/2/15.

07/25/2016 11:13.04 AM Report This Comment  
  Pearl and Silver fly in with
wings wide open for a big group wing hug with Cookie. The idea of chili pepper ice cream coffee is not gonna phase them as they are enjoying helping Mrs. BB and their friends incinerating what is left of BC.

Come visit me, Pearl & Silver.

07/25/2016 05:17.55 AM Report This Comment  
  chili pepper ice cream flavored coffee
Cookie slaps his wings together in delight ! He loves chili peppers ! ! ! I wonder if I could make a baked alaska with some of it too . . . or stuff some into jelly donuts after I suck the jelly out ?

Then we move on to exploding the quizzes and polls !

Come visit me, Cookie loves his friends !, BC Library Now Open & Fly with the angels my Sally.

07/25/2016 02:03.47 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Cookster!!!!!!
BB loads a powder charge in the cannon.
Cookie pulls a cart full of stuff from the forum & stuffs a bunch of it down the barrel.

Pearl & silver aim the cannon to where the BC lake uset to be.
Laka and Polu boy light the fuse & every birde wates for the KaAAAAAAAAABBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM !!!! fAST FUSE!!!!!

The forum is spread all over the dried up lake bed & the wind scatters it even more!!!!! We can do lots of profile pages that are dormat later & some of the Quize pages too.

Is there any of that Chili pepper ice cream left????? That sounds very good to me!!!!
Mrs BB takes out a spoon from her kit bag under her wing cause there are none here..

Mrs BB

Come visit me, Mrs BB 4 th of July 2016, TPB&G. & the Simpleton Bird Players in the Kissing Booth..

07/24/2016 06:33.10 PM Report This Comment  
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