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I saw an ad on the internet offering Jesse for sale at a good price. I inquired and was told he was very aggressive and hard to handle. I went to meet Jesse and decided to take on the challenge of living with a bird that bites aggressively. He has improved 110% since I started teaching by positive re enforcement

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Hi! My name is jesse

I am a Double Yellow-Headed Amazon from Napanee, ON.

Momma's good boy Jesse

26 years old   M

Double Yellow-Headed Amazon

pecans, peanuts and Macaroni and cheese

his play gym, top of his cage and on his friend Oley`s cage-(she`s a rescue Quaker)

People, cats, not having his cartoons on or someone changing the channel on him

Momma sings with me every night at bed time. I have tons of toys Momma made for me.

Flying at people's faces when he wants to bite someone
screaming ``wacka, wacka`when he`s upset or bored

I bite so stop poking fingers in my FACE

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  Hi Jesse
I'm glad mom is feeling better today. Hope she continues to improve. There's no sense getting replacement rings! The train is toothpicks now, and so is the pegboard. Well, not entirely, but a lot of both toys have been chewed up. Peppino still has his. I told mom I'm keeping mine nice so I think of you often, hahaha. I don't think she believes me, though.
The milonga was nice, I had fun. As you can see, I'm ready for the Milonga Derby now, thanks to Aunt Denise.
Talk to you soon, sweetie. Hugs, Falco

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

04/13/2015 10:44.20 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Jesse
I saw you come in, but didn't hear anything from you at the milonga. It's okay though, I had fun with the birdies who were there. Mom says to tell you that the toys are a success, except for mine, which I'm still ignoring. Willie has one base of a train car left, and a pretty big chunk of the other one, but the little blocks are history. He's had a lot of fun making toothpicks. Peppino takes all the rings off the tugboat, tosses them, and mom picks them up and puts them back. He laughs! Maxine has made toothpicks too, out of all the blocks save one on the pegboard. Mom thinks she's going to chew it too, though. Thanks, the toys are fun for all! Mom isn't sure about spending nearly $30 on a new tee shirt, though. She does like the v neck aqua one, so if she gets one, that will be it.
I hope you are having some spring there. It's tough when mom cleans up your castle, like it is for me. I hate when she does that, it just means more work for me to get it to where I like it again! Hugs, Falco

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

04/01/2015 08:07.44 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Jesse
Thank you so much for the lovely roses! I love flowers of all kinds, but I must say I like roses the best for their scent. You were very kind to bring them here. I can't wait to see you for the milonga next week! Hugs, Falco

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

03/21/2015 12:41.43 PM Report This Comment  
  Hi Jesse
It sounds like you have the same job there as Willie has here, that of waking everyone up. He's usually the first voice mom hears in the mornings, aside from the doves, who sometimes start as early as 2AM. She's pretty much able to tune them out.
I love going with you to the milongas. Mom should be here on time, since she's working the Preservation Fair at the museum, and it ends by 5. You can still pick me up if you want, or we could meet there.
I can't wait to see our new toys. Mom says if I don't like mine, she's sure one of the boys or Maxine will, haha. I hope it's something I'm not scared of, though.
Well, I'll talk to you soon, Sweetie. Hugs, Falco

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

03/19/2015 11:35.50 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Jesse
Mom might order a hoodie, she likes them in this weather. It's not as warm as it was yesterday, but it's not raining like it was, either. Mom always puts new toys outside my cage, sometimes as far as the dining room table, when we get them. I can look for awhile, then decide if I want them or not. Usually not, though. Sometimes mom plays with them to show me they won't hurt me, but how can I trust that? Willie and Peppino rush to play with their new toys all the time. I keep telling them to be careful, but they laugh at me.
I just saw that the milonga will be on the 28th this month. Mom has a big day that day, a mammal class at the wildlife center followed by working the Preservation Fair at the museum, but she should be home in plenty of time to get us to the event.
Hope you have a wonderful day today and get to see snow melt. Hugs, Falco

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

03/15/2015 07:59.19 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Jesse
Thanks for the kiss, sweetie! Hope mom loved her day, and had a good dinner.
We are all sorry we didn't get to talk to you yesterday. Mom worked at Biscuits Bingo yesterday, so she was gone from 9 in the morning till well after 4 in the afternoon. When she finally got home, she was tired and needed to pay attention to us and the dogs. After dinner, she decided to relax and finish a book. Anyway, here we are today, before mom goes to work at the museum. She has tours today in dinosaur hall. I hope you are having a good day and getting lots of cuddles and scritches. Think Spring, 12 days to go! Hugs, Falco

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

03/08/2015 08:46.41 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Jesse
I just lost my whole long blog to you! I was rambling on about new things and food, though, so it probably wasn't important. I can't wait to see what we get in the mail! Hugs, Falco

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

03/04/2015 08:45.49 AM Report This Comment  
  Flitzer on an icy Wednesday in Buffalo
LA Fitness today: Dad had an adventure keeping his commitment of going to the gym:
The real work-out was trying not to fall down my driveway or in the street. Everything was sheer ice.
Crawled/Slid/Skidded down the driveway -and the street was worse.

Ice-covered by water - no way to get a foothold anywhere. HE IS BAD ON ICE

I, King Flitzer, have decreed today "Apple Day". Dad cut up apples for me in my preferred shape and size. Yay me! Have a Happy Day!
Dad's note: Flitzer did *Not* need BOTM to feed his ego - - Ha-Ha.

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03/04/2015 03:52.01 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Jesse
Mom is sure the toys will be just fine. Tell her not to make the preening ropes too long, though, or they will scare me. Mom said that Cy would have been dead long ago if some kind soul hadn't brought him to the center. He lived longer being in a safe place. Still, it's hard to lose the education animals there. Mom handles all of them, and loves all of them.
Please keep Carmela Cannata, Rose's mom(Dixie, Kallie, Peepers), in your thoughts and prayers. She fell and broke her hip, you can see details on the calendar page.
We are doing a very short c/p today because mom just got back from the eye doctor. She didn't need a shot today, which is great news. She does have dilated eyeballs, though, which is not fun. It always takes a long time for her eyes to get back to normal after the visits to the specialist. She thinks they use something stronger than what her normal eye doc uses.
Sorry to hear about your additional snow! We are done with winter, we hope it gets done with us soon. I hope you are having a warm day, full of cuddles and scritches. Hugs, Falco♥ xoxoxo

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

02/26/2015 09:00.56 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Jesse
Mom did email your mom. Hopefully she can order some stuff from her. She also got a t shirt.
Tonight I might be a bit late for the milonga, so please talk for both of us if I'm not online at 8 sharp. Mom is going to dinner at her daughter's house, and her granddaughter is picking her up, so she isn't quite sure what time the festivities will end. Dinner is at 6, though, so we are hoping mom will be back before things start. I'm so looking forward to spending the evening with you! Hugs, Falco

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

02/21/2015 08:22.24 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Jesse
I'm glad to hear that LA's toe is okay. Hope Sweetie gets good news, too. We'll wait to hear what happens with her. If mom sends your mom a check, will she be able to buy toys for everyone? We have 3 conure sized birds here, me, Willie, and Maxine, as well as Peppino, who is a little squirt with a long tail. Tshirts? Maybe, but toys definitely.
I can't wait to see you on Saturday, sweetie. Hope we have a lot of fun. Stay warm! Hugs, FAlco

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

02/19/2015 12:44.10 PM Report This Comment  
  Hi Jesse
Once mom got home from the museum we were all happy, and had a great evening. It was scary for us for awhile, though, because we knew mom was out in all that bad weather, trying to drive home.
Poor LA, I hope she feels better today and that her poor toe is okay too. That's sad, that she bruises so easily and doesn't like to be touched because of it. Our Maxine was actually declawed, if you can imagine that! She has no talons at all, but she has learned to perch without them. Mom can't figure out why people do that to cats or birds, or why they even get them in the first place if they are going to let them self destruct. Anyway, enough of that, I'm so happy to be your Valentine, and I can't wait for the milonga so we can be together. Hugs, Falco

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

02/15/2015 08:44.29 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Jesse
It's always nice to hear from you. It sounds really awful there, with the snow. Today was really cold, but it's only the beginning. It's supposed to get colder and colder, ending with a single digit on Sunday and wind chills below zero. Today there were some scattered flurries, but nothing serious fell from the sky.
This morning mom had a tour of Egypt hall with 6th grades from Sharon, a bit north of us. After that she had a meeting about the training that she and another docent will be doing for the new class next Tuesday after the meeting. They got everything solidified, and got an extra hour for the training as well. It's a lot to cover, and they thought it would be better to go for 3 hours rather than 2.
After mom left the museum, she picked up her sister and they went out to pick up sis's new glasses, then went to lunch at Red Lobster. Of course, they both ordered dinner instead of lunch so neither of them has to cook tonight. It was a nice outing but kind of long, as mom's sister wanted to find a specific kind of licorice that she likes, and they went to a couple of stores before finding it at Moio's bakery. (You know mom bought something there, too, so it's a good thing they went after lunch!)
Now we get mom for the rest of the day, YAY! She will clean our cages, then have us out to cuddle. Hope you are getting lots of cuddles and scritches today, too. Stay warm! Hugs, Falco

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

02/12/2015 01:35.11 PM Report This Comment  
  Flitzer Wednesday
"We'll always have Paris.": "Casablanca", Dad's Favorite Film:
"CASABLANCA" (1942, Dir: Michael Curtiz)
Although Casablanca was an A-list film with established stars and first-rate writers, no one involved with its production expected it to be anything out of the ordinary.
It was just one of hundreds of pictures produced by Hollywood every year.
"Casablanca" had its world premiere on November 26, 1942, in New York City and was released on January 23, 1943, in the United States. The film was a solid if unspectacular success in its initial run, rushed into release to take advantage of the publicity from the Allied invasion of North Africa a few weeks earlier.

The film's reputation grew as audiences embraced it. Casablanca won three Academy Awards: for Best Picture, director, and writing (screenplay). Its lead characters, memorable lines, and pervasive theme song have all become iconic. The film has consistently ranked near the top of lists of the greatest films of all time.

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02/11/2015 03:56.32 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Jesse
Thanks, I think we make a charming couple and entering the contest is a good idea. I also entered us into the kissing booth contest, hope that's okay with you. Thanks for the info about the toys, mom will check that out. I can't wait to go to the milonga in the Amazon, it will be a relief to get out o f this cold, even for an hour or so. Hugs, Falco

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

02/10/2015 08:26.48 PM Report This Comment  
  Hi Jesse
Aw, you are so sweet! Thanks so much for the little bear and the flowers, I appreciate them. I am glad you want to enter us in the contest for the Valentine milonga, too. I think it's a good idea.
Is your mom selling those toys? I'm not much into new things. My mom keeps buying me that jungle talk cotton candy and the party whiskers, because they're the only toys I play with. But the boys and Maxine love to see and play with new toys. Let us know.
I hope you are having a fantastic day today. Hugs, Falco

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

02/09/2015 10:43.13 AM Report This Comment  
  Flitzer Squawks The First Oscar...
Hello from "Flitter-Flot n Fly" [one of Dad's silly names for me]
The 1st Academy Awards ceremony, presented by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS), honored the best films of 1927 and 1928 and took place on May 16, 1929, at a private dinner held at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles, California. Douglas Fairbanks hosted the show. It is the only Academy Awards ceremony not to be broadcast either on radio or television.
Best Picture: "Wings"
Best Director: Frank Borzage – "Seventh Heaven"

Best Actor: Emil Jannings – "The Last Command" and "The Way of All Flesh"

Best Actress: Janet Gaynor – (for 3 films): "Seventh Heaven", "Street Angel" and "Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans"

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02/04/2015 04:22.25 AM Report This Comment  
  Flitzer - The Oscar-Race
~Wings Up~, Cinefiles!
It's kinda like a horse race, but with more glamorous gowns, to distinguish them from the horses.

Can you name an actress who Won an Academy Award for playing a nominated actress who loses in the Oscar race?

If you said "Maggie Smith" you'd be correct! Maggie Smith won Best Supporting Actress in "California Suite" (1978) playing Diana Barrie -who does not win the Oscar.

My Dad watches Maggie Smith's Oscar-Winning performance in "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie" (1969) once a year. She may very well be our Greatest Living Actress. And, yes, she is Downton Abbey's Dowager Countess.
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More Snow. More Wind. Bitter Cold - yadda, yadda, yadda. This Winter's grown very old.

We can barely see the car in the street, and our street has yet to see a plow. We are snowbound today.

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02/02/2015 02:26.35 AM Report This Comment  
  Flitzer Celebrating MLK Day
Hello BC Friends. A frosty slippery morning. Dad managed his first trip in and out without falling ["Bonk"] maybe next time - Ha.
Please note: My campaign has been changed to February. I will be running in Feb for March's Bird-of-the-Month, so I hope that you visit me often in Feb.
Make it a great day. ~Wings Up~

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01/19/2015 03:43.52 AM Report This Comment  
  Saturday note from Dad
Note from Flitzer's Dad:
Hello. Flitzer is having some behavioral therapy - per the Avian Vet. He has had 3 days totally inside his cage. Today I am rearranging his cage and will begin to work on his aggressive behavior. He is full of love but needs some behavioral changes to break a couple of new bad patterns.
Wish us luck. ~Wings Up~

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01/17/2015 03:59.11 AM Report This Comment  
  A Wintery Flitzer Morning

A cold an wintery weekend in Buffalo. Dad has plenty to do at home this weekend, so we'll get a lot of together-time.
I'm still moody and bitey in the morning with my hormones. This has been going on almost two weeks now -
Dad is wondering when I'll be back to being "normal bird".
I do show him affection when I choose to, but I know he's frustrated with me....
[I don't have a mate and Dad isn't much of a substitute].
~Wings Up~

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01/03/2015 03:58.53 AM Report This Comment  
  Happy New Year from Flitzer and Dad
HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my BirdChannel Friends.
Daddy is having a couple friends in tonight for snacks and drinks. Of course *I* get to sample everything appropriate for parrots!

It looks like I will be running in March for April Bird-of-the-Month. So, please visit me ALL THE TIME in the month of March - I look forward to a fun time ahead.
Have a marvelous New Years and a great 2015 ahead. ~Wings Up~ =Flitzer

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12/31/2014 08:20.06 AM Report This Comment  
  Sunday Flitzer
I have a silly Dad. I tried to gently tell him all week that the 13th was our Anniversary, but he kept thinking it was the 14th.

Dec 13th, 2008 I came to live with him and we started this crazy time together. He's not the smarted human, but we laugh together and love a lot. I guess I've got a good life here.
Happy 6th Anniversary. ~Wings Up~

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12/14/2014 03:02.25 AM Report This Comment  
  Hey - it's Flitzer
Can you tell me where I find listings and info on Bird of the Month? I see "BOTD" pages...
Not sure where to find the Bird of the Month info - thanks

It's Monday again.
Sunday I got to squawk to Gramma on the phone, played with toys -and even had 'popcorn time' in the evening. ~Wings Up~

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12/08/2014 03:47.41 AM Report This Comment  
  Happy Saturday from Flitzer n Dad
[From Flitzer's Dad:]
I caught Flitzer climbing up the wall to visit Jesus. There is a plaque of Jesus as the Good Shepherd with His sheep on the wall - heavy plaque hanging on a little nail.

Although I appreciate his Spiritual curiosity, I was afraid that Jesus and or Flitzer would come crashing down.
Looks like Flitzer is certainly a Christian - lol
Perhaps he was interested in the flock of sheep around Him -but either way it was a funny scene.
Greetings from Flitzer, the curious conure
~Wings Up~

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12/06/2014 03:06.43 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Jesse
Thank you for the lovely rose. Let's go skating then watch the marathon movies today, okay? Hugs, Falco

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

12/04/2014 09:21.58 AM Report This Comment  
  `Ü´ Greetings & Good Afternoon, Mr Jesse!
Below is my "official" Thank You note for the part you most graciously played in my being voted BirdChannel's December Bird of the Month. But I am SO very eggscited to now be able to stay and visit for a spell with my Featheriends, rather than having to rush hither and yon, more concerned about quantity than quality. I am eagerly looking forward to a more relaxed time together each time we visit.

And to begin the next level of our new featheriendship, Former King Jesse, **GiGGle** I want to take a moment to say thank you eggspecially for laying a firm groundwork from which I could launch my campaign; introducing me to your loyal subjects and supporters and inviting them to be as supportive of me as they were of you ... It is far more than what could ever have been eggspected, and I was truly honored and grateful.

I am glad that you can now return to your "normal" routine of watching cartoons on television and relaxing with your flockmates at home. While I am certain, as you have said, that I shall be duly waited upon and pampered here at The Castle, I know that I too shall be relieved to be able to return home and to the company of my fiblings and the regular attention of my momma. It already seems like an eternity since that has happened.

Do enjoy yourself, but please do not be a stranger. I invite you to return to The Castle as often as you wish, and will always welcome your company whether at The Castle while I reign, or at my home after my time is done.

Bonne journée, mon ami
[Have a nice day, My Featheriend]
\•*°|°*•/ Queen Ruby Francesca Begonia `Ü´

Come visit me, `Ü´ Ruby Francesca Begonia.

12/03/2014 01:45.23 PM Report This Comment  
  `Ü´ Greetings & My Humble Appreciation
To you, Former King Jesse (**WiNK**), My Wonderful New Featheriend, who has so graciously, lovingly, and steadfastly supported this Green-Winged GRITS GirlBird’s Quest for the BirdChannel Bird of the Month Crown, I offer my truly humble thanks.

A quest such as this one simply cannot be achieved solely through one’s own efforts. By its very nature, it requires the active, ongoing participation of an entire cast of support. And YOU, My Featheriend, have risen to the occasion in a most wonderful way! Both Momma and I have been overwhelmed by the result you have produced for us.

You are to be commended and, again, thanked for your continued patience and understanding of the many gaps in my ability to repay your kindnesses on a regular basis because of circumstances that have arisen throughout the month of my Campaign. It has been an ever present comfort to know that you have been so constant in your loyal visiting and voting to make my current standing as Your Queen possible.

It was my intention to have a Focus on FootBall as a theme for the month of November be both Fun and Informative; and, perhaps, help you enjoy the Game in a different way than before through learning more about the sport. My fondest desire is that we have accomplished that purpose with the most important part of the Season at hand.

And speaking of FootBall, I wish to offer my **C*O*N*G*R*A*T*U*L*A*T*I*O*N*S** to the [Indian] Braves who won the 2014-3rd Annual Milonga Thanksgiving Bowl, with a final score of 21-17 over the Pilgrims. It was an eggsciting Game! And everybirdy who participated, as either a Player or CheerLeader is to be Congratulated on putting forth their very best effort, and making it a thoroughly enjoyable evening for those of us who participated as Spectators. Special Thanks are to be sent out to the Milonga Thanksgiving Bowl Announcer, Miss Pam (who provided the eggscellent Play-by-Play on her BirthDay!), Team Captains Kiddo and Taz, and Cheer Squad Captains Chyna and Falco.

My intention as your Christmas Queen is that the FuN continues throughout my Reign, and that as we bring 2014 to its conclusion, we may all look back fondly and with great appreciation for all the wonderful times we have created together here on the BirdChannel, and for those who made it all possible for us.

I shall be looking forward, eggscitedly, to seeing you and each and every one of My Wonderful Featheriends in the days to come.

A bientot, mon ami
[See you soon, My Featheriend]
\•*°|°*•/ Queen Ruby Francesca Begonia `Ü´

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12/03/2014 01:45.17 PM Report This Comment  
  Hi Jesse
I think it's great that we can go out now, but maybe not for a couple of weeks. I'm in the kissing booth and Peppino is running for BOTM this month! Mom doesn't know what she was thinking when she set this all up!
Meanwhile, you will be adjusting to life as usual, not surrounded by guards and in those glorious rooms. I'll be with you in spirit as you settle back into your normal routine, sweetie. Thanks again for the lovely pink rose, I feel so special when you give me flowers! Hugs, Falco

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

12/02/2014 07:43.26 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi from Flitzer
Dear King Jesse -

How kind of you to stop by. I hope your month has been wonderful.

We are well here in Buffalo - the bad storms were to the South of me, so we watched the snow on the TV, but only got about one foot here at our house.

~Wings Up~

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12/02/2014 03:38.30 AM Report This Comment  
  Hi Jesse
Thanks so much for the lovely pink rose. I wish you would have been there after the game, but I understand you still have kingly duties to perform. Today is your last day as king, though, so maybe we can get together soon??? Hugs, Falco

Come visit me, Gizmo, I miss you, sweet boy, Willie, Peppino, in the KB until 4/20, Divo & Falco.

11/30/2014 08:18.44 AM Report This Comment  
  HI King Jesse
yep new guy Timmy here...thanks for stopping by. Dont know what happened to my picture...thought mom's brother put it up yesterday..will get that done very soon. Thanks again for stopping by with my first vote...Timmy, Toby, Miss Ronnie and Angel Snowy

Come visit me, Snowball (Angel Snowy) R.I.P 9/21/14, Toby-3/12/14..Thanks for BOTD, Veronica (Miss Ronnie)-Thanks for BOTD 10/20 & Timmy (I'm the new guy).

11/29/2014 03:49.59 PM Report This Comment  
  `Ü´ Are you ready for some FOOT~BALL???
A 3rd Annual Milonga Thanksgiving Bowl Game of … FOOT~BALL???

This evening … to be played on the Milonga Page (#165848)

8:00 pm Eastern
7:00 pm Central
6:00 pm Mountain
5:00 pm Pacific
4:00 pm Aleutian

Jake <Ö) may have been a “BAD Parrot”, but he says it well: “Be there or BE SQUARE!!!”

Well, the Defense still needs to know their jobs, so without any further delay, let’s get started with the Job Descriptions King Jesse!

Strong Safety – Generally lines up in the secondary*, but often aligns close to the line of scrimmage In most Defenses this Player lines up over the Tight End and is responsible for both playing the pass and supporting the run.

Free Safety – Lines up deepest in the secondary. He defends the deep middle of the field and seldom has man-to-man** responsibilities. A coach wants this Player free to read the QuarterBack and take the proper angle to break up or intercept any forward pass thrown over the middle or deep to the sidelines.

Defensive Back – A member of the Defensive secondary. Defensive Backs form the line of Defense whose job is to prevent Receivers from making catches and then gaining lots of yards after the catch.

CornerBack – Lines up on one of the wide sides of the field, usually opposite an offensive Receiver. Called a CornerBack because he is isolated on the “corner” edge of the Defensive alignment.

Defensive End – Lines up at the end of the Defensive line. The job of the Defensive End is to contain the Running Back on running plays to the outside, and rush the QuarterBack*** on passing plays.

Defensive Tackle – Lines up on the interior of the Defensive line. The duties of a Defensive Tackle include stopping the Running Back on running plays, getting pressure up the middle on passing plays, and occupying Blockers so the LineBackers can roam free.

LineBacker – Lines up behind the Defensive linemen and in front of the Defensive backfield. The LineBackers are a Team's second line of Defense. Each Team has two outside LineBackers.

Nose Tackle – a Defensive Tackle who lines up directly across from the Center. Also known as the Nose Guard, the primary responsibilities of the Nose Tackle are to stop the run and occupy the Offensive lineman to keep them from blocking the LineBackers.

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11/29/2014 12:40.12 PM Report This Comment  
  It seems to me that it is MUCH more complicated to try to understand Defense than it is Offense! (But then again, I am a simple GRITS GirlBird, and unaccustomed to such strategizing. We are more frequently seen serving snacks and refreshments during FootBall Games. **TeeHee**) The drawings I have to support today’s information on the Defense eggsplain more of where Defensive Players can line up. The eggsecution of Defensive plays is much more involved than I could ever hope to delve into in this format. I suppose that means that the Defensive Players on the Teams in the Milonga Thanksgiving Bowl have a lot of improvising to look forward to during the Game!

It is my sincere desire that the information on both the Offensive and Defensive Squads has served to make your spectator participation in the Game of FootBall more enjoyable, and that it has been a help in preparing the Players for the Milonga Thanksgiving Bowl. It has been an honor and a privilege to research and present what I could find to give you more pleasure in The Game.

À la prochen frois, mon ami,
[Until next time, My Featheriend]
`Ü´ Ruby Francesca Begonia ♥

*secondary—the Defensive players who line up behind the LineBackers and wide on the corners of the field opposite the receivers and defend the pass. These defensive players, who are called Defensive Backs, are separated into Safeties, CornerBacks, and, occasionally, Nickel Backs (an eggstra Defensive Back who is used in some Defensive Formations).

**man-to-man [coverage]—pass coverage in which every potential Offensive Receiver is assigned to a particular Defender Each Defensive Player must stick to his Receiver like glue and make sure he doesn’t catch a pass thrown in his direction.

***rush the QuarterBack—use whatever moves the Player has to get a sack, or disrupt the throw.

Come visit me, `Ü´ Ruby Francesca Begonia.

11/29/2014 12:39.44 PM Report This Comment  
  `Ü´ Greetings & A Happy Day After
Thanksgiving to you King Jesse! I do hope your Thanksgiving was one of contemplation and appreciation for all the blessings you share with your flockily, as well as loving time together to celebrate all of those blessings.

As I mentioned several days ago, my momma and daddy were blessed with not only the very first Holiday Celebration (or celebration of any event or holiday) with EVERYone in daddy’s family being present, but also a several day long visit with my Grandma beforehand, and a couple of days to come still with my Uncle.

As a result, I have not been able to visit as regularly as I otherwise would have. But parrotsonally, I did use the contemplations of the Holiday to count the many featheriendship blessings that I’ve had in the process of this Quest for the Bird of the Month Crown that I’ve been on this month, AND the love and support you’ve all shown me in that effort. And I eggstend my most heartfelt thanks to each and every one of you.

For today I thought I would lighten the spirit of the Campaign and share a funny story. We will, however, finish up with our FootBall information before the month is out.

This is a story that I “made up” about my frother Jake. The originally disguised parrot’s identity was changed to reveal Jake’s NON-innocence. **GiGGle**

BAD Jake <Ö)

Jake joined The K Kritter Korral as the first Blue-and-Gold Macaw after fister Rosalie made her Journey to The Rainbow Bridge. He had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of his beak was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. Momma tried and tried to change his attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else she could think of to clean up his vocabulary.

Finally, Momma was fed up and she yelled at Jake <Ö). Jake <Ö), of course, yelled back. Momma shook him and he got angrier and even more rude. In desperation, Momma threw up her hands, grabbed Jake <Ö) and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes Jake <Ö) squawked and kicked and screamed. (And Jake <Ö) screams LIKE A GIRL! **TeeHee**.) Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a sound was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that she had hurt him, Momma quickly opened the door to the freezer. Jake <Ö) calmly stepped out onto Momma’s outstretched hand and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I am sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

Momma was absolutely stunned at the change in Jake’s <Ö) attitude.

As she was about to ask Jake <Ö) what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, he spoke up, very softly, and asked … "May I ask what the turkey did?"

`Ü´ Big Beaky **GRiN** `Ü´

A bientot, mon ami
[See you soon, My Featheriend]
`Ü´ Ruby Francesca Begonia ♥

Come visit me, `Ü´ Ruby Francesca Begonia.

11/28/2014 03:10.39 PM Report This Comment  
  `Ü´ Greetings & A Lovely Monday to You
King Jesse!

I do hope that your Saturday and Sunday were full of fun and productivity. I know in my case I had to relinquish Momma’s eggsclusive attention and assistance on my Campaign to be your December Bird of the Month to more pressing parrontal matters around our K Kritter Korral. (The portion of Sunday during which Momma was available to bring me to your page for a visit, the BirdChannel was not cooperating. You might say that their GPS was out of order! **TeeHee**)

You see, Momma and Daddy were informed that they could eggspect a visit from my Grandma from Idaho from later today, to last thru Thursday morning when they all gather at Daddy’s youngest brother’s home about an hour away from us for the first Family Celebration with everyone present since Momma and Daddy have known each other. Grandma was eager to be able to spend time here with Momma and Daddy, and all of us fids of course, before joining the rest of the family for a concurrent Celebration of Thanksgiving and her BirthDay on Thursday! Then she will remain with my Uncle and his family until she returns to her home in Idaho later in the week, while my other Uncle comes to pay us a visit over the long weekend.

So, all of this is to say that my visits may be a bit sporadic from now thru the end of the month, due to Grandma’s visit, the Holiday weekend with my Uncle visiting, and the upcoming Milonga Thanksgiving Bowl Game. I do apologize in advance for any visits I shall have to forego. But rest assured that I shall continue to do my utmost to bring you the maximum amount of FootBall information in the time we have left together.

And on that note, let us get straight to the information I’ve promised you next about the Offensive Squad on a FootBall team …

Let’s begin our eggsamination of the individual Positions on the Offensive Squad.

QuarterBack – The Player who usually receives the ball from the Center at the start of each play. He informs his TeamMates in the huddle of the play that will be run and then, after the Center snaps* the ball to him, either hands the ball to a Running Back or throws to a Receiver.

Center – The Player who hikes (or snaps) the ball to the QuarterBack at the start of each play. The term comes from the fact that this Player is flanked on either side by a Guard and a Tackle; he’s the “MiddleMan” (or Center) in a contingent of five Offensive LineMen or Blockers. He handles the ball on every play and also snaps the ball to the Punter and Holder.

Guard – There are two Guards on every play, and they line up on either side of the Offensive Center. The Guards protect the QuarterBack from an Inside Rusher; they block Defenders immediately across from them and also swing out, or pull**, and run toward either end [of the line] to block any Defender when the ball carrier runs wide°.

Come visit me, `Ü´ Ruby Francesca Begonia.

11/24/2014 07:33.53 AM Report This Comment  
  Tackle – Both Offensive and Defensive, on Offense they are Outside Blockers on the line of scrimmage°°.

Tight End – Serves as a BIG Receiver [Oh MY!] and also a Blocker. Unlike a Wide Receiver, this Player generally lines up beside the Offensive Tackle either to the right or to the left of the QuarterBack. (Also “Strong Side+”)

Wide Receiver – The Player who uses his speed and quickness to elude Defenders and catch the FootBall, but who isn’t primarily a Blocker. Wide Receivers are also known as “pass catchers” [but I-I-I would parrotsonally NOT disparage one so!]. Also called a WideOut.

Running Back – A Player who runs with the FootBall. Running Backs are also referred to as TailBacks and HalfBacks, depending on their exact responsibilities and alignment.

FullBack – A Player who lines up in the Offensive backfield++ and generally is responsible for blocking for the Running Back and pass-blocking to protect the QuarterBack. FullBacks also serve as short-yardage runners.

I would also like to call your attention to a display of several of the basic Offensive Formations which appear in the Gallery at the bottom of my page. (They also appear in my Profile Picture at the top of my page; but they are much clearer and contain eggsplanatory text in the photos in the Gallery.) I hope these are of use to you in recognizing some of what happens on the actual field of play the next time you watch a FootBall Game.

I am also including several definitions of terms used in the above Position Descriptions at the end of this note.

Have a Greyt Day! Perhaps enjoy watching The Jets play The Bills at 7:00 pm on CBS, or The Ravens play at The Saints at 8:30 pm on ESPN. Both times are EST. Remember, it is virtually illegal to watch a FootBall Game quietly. So do what we Avians are most well-known for doing … **S*Q*U*A*W*K** . **I*T** . **U*P** ! ! !

À la prochen frois, mon ami,
[Until next time, My Featheriend]
`Ü´ Ruby Francesca Beongia ♥

*snap—the action in which the ball in handed or hiked by the Center to the QuarterBack, to the Holder on a kick attempt, or to the Punter.
**pull—when a player leaves one area of the field, generally moving back and then over, to block in an area other than his normal position.
°run wide
°°line of scrimmage—the imaginary boundary between the two teams prior to the snap of the ball. The Offense’s and Defense’s scrimmage lines are defined by the tip of the ball closest to them and stretch from sideline to sideline. The Defensive Team usually lines up less than a yard away from where the ball is placed.
+strong side—the side of the Offensive formation where the Tight End aligns. With a right-handed QuarterBack, the strong side is usually to his right side.
++backfield—the group of Offensive Players (the Running Backs and QuarterBack) who line up behind the line of scrimmage (vs the Offensive LineMen and/or Receivers who line up at the line of scrimmage).

Come visit me, `Ü´ Ruby Francesca Begonia.

11/24/2014 07:33.44 AM Report This Comment  
  `Ü´ Greetings & OH! MY!! GOODness!!!
King Jesse!

Does anybirdy ELSE realize how much there is to KNOW about FootBall??? Why … I had no idea how much I DIDN’T KNOW until Momma consented to help me learn for the sake of my Quest for the Bird of the Month Crown, and sharing her passion for The Game so that I might understand all of the HoopLa that I hear coming from the area of the television every time she watches a Game!!


Well! As promised, we shall begin our investigation into the individual responsibilities of the Players in each Position today. But I fear it will never fit into one day’s note. So we shall simply spread it out over several days so that you, My Featheriend, can take it all in and not fall asleep before you learn what you need to know!

You may recall from our earlier information that the NFL limits active, uniformed Players to 45 per Team on Game Day.

Each FootBall Team has 11 Players per side: 11 on Offense and 11 on Defense. Teams are allowed to play with fewer than 11 Players (and for the LIFE of me I can’t IMAGINE WHY they would WANT to???), but they are penalized for having more than 11 Players on the Field during play. Rarely, a few eggsceptionally talented Players may play both Offense and Defense in the NFL. (And I do believe that we have a few of those eggsceptionally talented Birdie FootBall Players on the Indians and Pilgrims Team Rosters!)

A typical NFL Game Day roster includes three QuarterBacks, a Punter, a PlaceKicker, a Kick Return Specialist, eight Offensive LineMen, four Running Backs, five Receivers, two Tight Ends, seven Defensive LineMen, seven LineBackers, and six Defensive Backs. (The NONSTARTING Players – that is, those who are not among the 22 or so Players who are listed in the Starting LineUp – are considered Reserves, and many of them are Specialists.)

In the NFL, an additional Player can be in uniform, but he must be a QuarterBack and enter the Game only after the other QuarterBacks have been removed from the Game because of injury. When this eggstra QuarterBack, or 46th Player, enters the Game, the other QuarterBacks are deemed ineligible and cannot return to that Game even if they are healthy.

With our very own 3rd Annual Milonga Thanksgiving Bowl Game approaching in a little over a week, and Players needing and wanting to know how to practice to yield the most effective results, when we next meet I shall delve into the individual Positions on the Offensive Squad.

Before I depart this evening, though, I do wish to thank you, once again, for your wonderful continuing support of my efforts to be your Christmas Queen on BirdChannel. I am truly beginning to feel the eggscitement of the prospect of having my dream realized. You and your featheriendship are appreciated more than you know.

A bientot, mon ami,
[See you soon, My Featheriend]
`Ü´ Ruby Francesca Begonia ♥

Come visit me, `Ü´ Ruby Francesca Begonia.

11/21/2014 01:58.10 PM Report This Comment  
  `Ü´ Greetings & Good Evening
King Jesse!

I am flitting by this evening for a very short visit to share with you a little bit of the great fun I had this Tuesday past presenting a program with Momma for The Sylvan Seniors at Mt Sylvan United Methodist Church in Durham, where Momma and Daddy attend. (They do not attend the s-e-n-i-o-r-s functions. **TeeHee** They attend CHURCH there.)

Momma and I were given half an hour to address the group, to share what Life with a Parrot is like, for most of them had never had an eggsperience with a companion parrot; particularly not one of my size! When we have a program like that, Momma usually starts out by eggsplaining how she and Daddy came to start a flock like the K Kritter Korral, and how it grew; and then, through sheer human curiosity, we have a wonderful conversation about what all is entailed in living with a parrot (or parrotS). Of course, I-I-I contribute greatly to program content; this time including a stroll back and forth in front of the front row at one point, for emphasis of the subject matter at hand. (At just the right point in time I climbed down off my play stand and let Momma know I had something to add. **GRiN**)

When our time for the presentation was over, the group had some lunch together. I was given my fill of some lovely white grapes by a number of brave ladies and gentlemen, and then several of them wanted to have their picture taken with me. In my Gallery at the bottom of my page you can see just a couple of the lovely folks I visited with parrotsonally.

I shall return with those promised eggsplanations of the positions of the players on a FootBall team when next I visit.

Toutes alors, mon ami,
[Until then, My Featheriend]
`Ü´ Ruby Francesca Begonia ♥

Come visit me, `Ü´ Ruby Francesca Begonia.

11/20/2014 03:49.38 PM Report This Comment  
  Hi King Jesse
Well, Mom had her endoscopy yesterday, and since it was a just a follow-up to the surgery she had in August to make sure all was well in her tummy she wasn't worried. Not only did it go well, but her ulcer is finally gone too! So no more acid reflux, and nor more ulcer. She's a happy camper....except she's still not allowed to take Excedrin. Boohoo!

Now today is cloudy and cool here, so I will not be getting outside at all. Mom is wearing sweats and a fleece and her warm bedroom slippers. And my heater is staying on all day. At least I have plenty of Mom time, so I can't really complain.


Come visit me, BOTM CALENDAR PAGE, BOTM Founding Feathers, Wedding photos & Kiddo says vote 4 Mikey D #247164 for BOTM!.

11/20/2014 01:30.29 PM Report This Comment  
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